I watched the classic hockey movie "Slap Shot" the other night. It was filmed in 1976 and starred Paul Newman. First of all, even I think that Paul Newman is hot! Damn... sort of like George Clooney but more "manly". Handsome, funny, smart, cool, and I'm pretty sure he would win the fight if it was Newman vs Clooney.
Slap Shot is indeed a great hockey film. The Hanson brothers are unforgettable but... it was so dated when it came to sex. Yes, there are a lot of locker room scenes so the guys throw the words pussy and fag around a lot. That sort of stuff probably still happens in locker rooms more than it should in 2016.
But there was one scene that really threw me. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this.
Paul Newman's character hooks up with the wife of a player from another team. It's clear that they have been fucking. They're both naked in bed with that afterglow and they're shooting the shit and talking about life. The naked lady (who had very nice nipples by the way!) tells him that she's getting a divorce from the other player, Hanrahan or something like that. She tells Paul Newman that since she's decided to get divorced she's been fooling around and she ended up fooling around a lot with another player's wife. So, according to her, she had turned into a dyke. But wait? Wasn't she just fucking Paul Newman? Does the word bisexual not appear in their dictionary? Are they completely unaware of this phenomenon?
Then it gets even more fucked up!
Paul Newman turns to her and says, "So did you tell Hanrahan? What does he think?"
She says, "yeah, I told him. He totally freaked out. Got super pissed. He said that if I'm a dyke that must make him a fag."
What... what?! Huh? This logic completely escapes me. It does not compute. I do not understand.
Then in the next scene Paul Newman goes to the club house and talks to the guys. He tells them that Hanrahan and his wife are getting divorced and that his wife has turned into a dyke. Even though he's just fucked her. The guys all say, "oh my god, that means Hanrahan is a fag!"
Again... What the Fuck? This was apparently common knowledge and the consensus in 1976? Holy shit. We've come a long way.
Friday, June 17, 2016
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Minneapolis and swinger clubs
So Maria are going on a little vacation/long weekend next week. Every summer I like to draw a circle around Chicago and figure out a new place to go. I also really like baseball so if I can visit a new baseball stadium and see a game I really enjoy it. Maria has gone with me on some of these trips and a few times I've gone solo. This time we're going together. I always enjoy it so much more when Maria goes with me. We're going to leave the kids at home and drive off together.
My trip this summer is to go to Minneapolis. Going to see the Twins and Phillies play on Thursday. Maria and I thought it would be fun to meet a couple (or two or three) while we were in town. We checked out the swinger club scene and couldn't find anything but a few "off-premises" clubs. This is something that we've heard about but have never scene. An off-premises club means that there is no sex allowed at the club. You gotta go off-site to fuck. "Get a room already!" As opposed to "on-premises" clubs which means there are rooms with beds to fuck in at the club.
That is what we're used to here in Chicago. If we go to a sex club we want to be able to fuck there! Evidently Minneapolis is still operating under some sort of "decency" law that was probably passed in 1948. I've always thought of Minneapolis as a liberal progressive city but when it comes to swingers I guess not. Too bad. We'll just have to use our hotel room instead! ;-)
But it also made me appreciate again what a great city Chicago is to be a swinger in. Several different clubs. Lots of different "scenes" to get into. A LOT of different people to meet. It's a very active scene here. You can have an amazing time every weekend if you want.
My trip this summer is to go to Minneapolis. Going to see the Twins and Phillies play on Thursday. Maria and I thought it would be fun to meet a couple (or two or three) while we were in town. We checked out the swinger club scene and couldn't find anything but a few "off-premises" clubs. This is something that we've heard about but have never scene. An off-premises club means that there is no sex allowed at the club. You gotta go off-site to fuck. "Get a room already!" As opposed to "on-premises" clubs which means there are rooms with beds to fuck in at the club.
That is what we're used to here in Chicago. If we go to a sex club we want to be able to fuck there! Evidently Minneapolis is still operating under some sort of "decency" law that was probably passed in 1948. I've always thought of Minneapolis as a liberal progressive city but when it comes to swingers I guess not. Too bad. We'll just have to use our hotel room instead! ;-)
But it also made me appreciate again what a great city Chicago is to be a swinger in. Several different clubs. Lots of different "scenes" to get into. A LOT of different people to meet. It's a very active scene here. You can have an amazing time every weekend if you want.
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Good Month Bad Month
It was the best of fucking times. It was the worst of fucking times...
So things started out at the beginning of the month with a date with my fave lady friend. I rented a hotel room and the two of us fucked for hours. Part of me wonders if we're starting to get in a rut/routine? We pretty much do the same stuff each time we meet which is only once every two or three months. But we have SO MUCH FUN!! We really enjoy just hanging out with each other and playing for hours. :-)
The weekend after that was a party at MFA with porn star Sasha Knox. It was another fun and fantastic MFA party! There is always a certain "vibe" at the porn star parties. That is a whole other post. The guys seem to get extra worked up. Yes, I fucked Sasha Knox, the porn star, and I gave her one of my patented massive cum shots that I had been working up all night. I have to admit however that I lasted only about two minutes! She had been VERY busy all night. I had played with the other ladies for hours. I finally saw my chance/opening and took it. I fucked her really hard while she was on her back and sucking two cocks at once. It looked totally hot and I couldn't last long. It seemed like a real live porno movie in which I was one of the stars! I pulled out of her, pulled off the condom that I had on, and covered her in cum. She told me that I had a porn star cum shot. A nice little ego boost!
There was another "regular" MFA party the weekend after that. Maria and I went together for the first time in months. I had gone by myself a few times in a row, and then purposely missed a party, but this was the first time in about four months that we were going together. We were both really excited! It was AWESOME! I have some great memories from that night! MFA is amazing. To be honest I had MUCH more fun with Maria at MFA than I did the week before with Sasha Knox the porno star. That is perhaps another post as well! lol
What can I say? I love playing with Maria and watching her with other people. It always gets me so worked up. She's better than any porn star. For years I've called her my "favorite porn star!" I would rather watch her than anyone else. :-)
During the introductions Maria did something new. During the "fantasy" part of the introductions she mentioned that she was bisexual and while she was there to suck cock and get fucked all night she wanted the rest of the ladies to know that she would be happy to play with them as well. She didn't tell me that she was going to say that before the party. We usually talk about stuff like that while we drive there. I thought it was a lovely and totally hot idea!
Then the party started like usual right around 9pm. Like usual when Maria is there I started off by just watching her for a long time. I like to count the number of guys who fuck her. I always get totally hard watching her get fucked and sucking cock. I sit there and stroke my cock but I do my best not to cum. I also like to wait till the first bunch of guys are spent. It usually takes about an hour. By then I'm totally worked up from watching Maria get fucked. I find an "opening" and dive in!
So I just watched Maria for a long time. I loved it. She spent a long time on "the bench". A nice raised bench with a padded top to lay on. One of the guys who comes to the party is taller and it's the perfect height for him. He also has a huge thick cock. Maria spent a long time on the bench getting fucked by him. The only "problem" is that she cums so hard when he fucks her that her pussy is constantly squeezing him out. It's kind of awesome and hot to watch him fuck her and try to keep his cock in her pussy. It's a hot sort of little game they play that I love to watch.
Later at one point Maria was laying down on a mat on her back with her legs spread open. Me and another guy were on each side of her face and she was going back and forth sucking both of our cocks. One of the other ladies who was there must have heard the thing about Maria being bi and wanting to play with one of the other ladies. In a flash she dove between Maria's thighs and started to eat her pussy. It was fucking hot. It was also sort of funny because I thought to myself, "I should get behind that other lady and start to fuck her from behind while she's eating Maria's pussy!" As soon as I thought that the other guy must have thought it as well!! It was like one of those moments when you come to a 4 way stop and another car rolls up at the exact moment that you do.
I gave him the thumbs up and he got behind the other lady and started to fuck her from behind with a big smile on his face. Yes. I would have loved to be in his shoes at that moment but I also figured I had been in those shoes before. I had been in that spot more than a few times and I knew how amazing it was. I was OK with letting him have his fun. I'm that kind of guy. :-)
On the way there one of the things we did talk about was that I mentioned to Maria that I've noticed at the past few parties that guys really seem to like it when a lady kneels down and starts to suck a bunch of cocks at once. I've always loved that look. When a lady is kneeling surrounded by guys and she's sucking one cock and then another while stroking another cock and then they start to cum all over her.
Towards the end of the party Maria must have remembered. She knelt down and I moved by her and she started to suck my cock. The another guy moved over and she started to suck the both of us, going back and forth. Soon there was a third guy! When the forth guy moved over I moved out of the way and let the guys have fun while I watched. There was soon a crowd around her. It didn't take long before the first guy started to cum all over her breasts. Maria started to wipe it up but then she asked the guys if they minded if she left it on? All of the guys said, "no problem!" She started to suck and stroke the cocks around her again and it was on... It ended up being one of the hottest things I had ever seen... In the end seven different guys came all over her face and breasts. (at least that's what she told me later. She was so surrounded by guys that I couldn't tell how many loads she took..)
Then I really wanted to fuck her while she was covered in cum like that! After all of the guys had cum on her and they were drained she lay down and I fucked her while I looked down at her body just covered and dripping with cum. It was amazing...
btw... there are always about 30 guys who are invited to the parties. I counted about 16 different guys who fucked Maria that night. A bunch of those guys fucked her multiple times... She was VERY sore the next day!!!
I didn't even mention the other ladies who were at the party who I played with as well. I ended up having sex with four different ladies myself that night and came three times when I wasn't watching Maria. It was just another fantastic night at MFA.
So that was the good fucking part. Three fantastic fucking weekends in a row! The two weekends after that were another story.
The weekend after that we were invited to another hotel party with 5 or 6 swinging couples. James and Kari were having another party and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We had a great time at their last party. A couple days before the party however we got an message from James. He had to cancel the party. Something to do with his ex and his kids. These things happen but we were disappointed. We had been really looking forward to ending up in a pile with a bunch of other swinger couples.
To be honest however, we could live with it because we had so much fun at MFA the weekend before. I had gone out for three weekends in a row so while we were disappointed it wasn't the end of the world. So I had time on my hands. Mr. Horndog of course then started cruising ads on my fave swinger website, swinglifestyle.com.
I started looking at the hot dates and who was online on Sat morning. It wasn't long before I got a chat request. We usually get a lot of those. It was a couple instead of the usual single guy so I was intrigued. Furthermore their profile said they were into cuckold play... hmmm...
I took the bate and started to chat with what turned out to be the guy. He was a big tall guy, 6'5" who said he had a huge cock and a hot asian girlfriend. He opened up their pix. He did look like a good looking guy and she was hot. He was also experienced with being a bull and loved playing with curvy ladies like Maria. It first it all seemed really hot. He was pushing all the right buttons.
But there were a few red flags for me. For one thing he was a texting fiend. I would send one text to him and get eight responses. He also kept asking me if he could text/message Maria. I explained to him that she had some problems in the past with guys who couldn't stop texting her. Then he would send me ten more texts and ask again about texting her. hmmm... exactly the kind of shit she wasn't looking for. But fuck, a bunch of the texts he sent me were totally hitting all the standard cuckold fantasy hot points. He was good.
Then there was the whole creampie thing. Like most guys who are into the whole cuckold thing he wanted to fill Maria up with cum, give her a creampie, and then have me eat it out of her. I told him that it was never going to happen. Condoms were a hard rule for Maria. But he could fill up his GF with cum and Maria and/or I would eat it out of her. He seemed to be OK with that. But it also made me wonder about his limits and how safe he would be to play with? How many ladies had he had unprotected sex with? What was I getting into?
But he also told me how he was going to fuck Maria while I watched. His GF was dom as well and she would tease my cock and humiliate me while he fucked Maria. She might make me sit on a chair outside of the room while they all played so I could only listen. His GF would blindfold me. Put a butt plug in my ass. It was all really hot for me. At one point I started to talk to Maria about the possibility of possibly meeting them. She wanted to know more so I kept on texting.
Then things started to get "weird". Talk turned to strap on dildos. I thought it would be fun to see his GF fuck Maria with one. He turned it around and told me that he wanted to see her peg me while he was fucking Maria. I would be OK with this but I mentioned that it would probably have to be a smaller dildo because I wasn't used that that kind of thing.
Then next text said, "and then after she fucks you till your ass is raw she'll fist your ass"
No. Nobody is going to fist my ass! Ain't going to happen. I don't think it's even possible for me. Maybe a finger or two?! I'm just a tight guy. What can I say?! But a fist?!?!
Just as I was going to bed I got another bunch of texts from him. A bunch... some of them were really long and graphic. I had a mental image in my mind of him on the other end, jacking off and getting more and more worked up. It was like he was spiraling out of control and I was on the other end of it.
"My GF is going to piss in her panties and then stuff them in your mouth. I'm going to cum in her ass then then have you eat it out of her ass. Then I'll fuck the two ladies and you can only listen. I'll fill Maria's ass up with cum. Then we'll leave the room and go down to the hotel bar and leave you to lay on the bed in the wet sheets. I'm going to make my GF and Maria go up to a guy and act like whores and charge him for a blowjob. We'll have fun and then after a long time we'll come back. Then my GF will fist your ass again and probably kick you out of the room while we fuck Maria in all of her holes all night and fill her with cum. We'll let you know when you can get her the next morning."
Now. Once again there are parts of this that TOTALLY hit my buttons and are totally hot for me. But pissy panties in my mouth? No. Eating cum out of asses. No Santorum for me thank you. Pimping Maria out? Probably not something she would consent to. Certainly not on the first date! lol
It was all WAY over the line. The fantasy bubble was popped. It made me sort of laugh in a way. Damn. The stuff I do would probably shock 99% of the people out there but yes, even I have my limits! I'm so "boring" that for the most part I just really enjoy kissing and sucking and fucking. Yes, we've done the cuckold thing but nothing like this! I showed the texts to Maria and she was appalled. There was no way this was going to happen! The next morning I wrote him a very nice note explaining that I had shown the texts to Maria and she didn't feel comfortable with some of the things he was talking about. It was the total truth. I haven't heard back from him. Not a single text. At least he got the message. He was cool about that.
But it also seemed like the weekend was now blown. No fun hotel party with a bunch of couples. No cuckold play fun with this new hot couple.
The following weekend was Memorial Day weekend. I mentioned to Maria that I had been a little frustrated about last weekend and thought it might be fun to try to reach out to some of our friends and see if anyone was free to play? She was OK with me reaching out. I started to send emails and texts and it seemed like everyone we knew was either out of town or had family plans. Crap. So I asked Maria if it would be OK if I put up a hot date ad on the swinger web site and see what sort of responses we got? Once again she was OK with that. Might as well see who sent us a message. I put it up for both Sat and Sunday nights since we had a long weekend.
Now perhaps what happened next was our fault. We're picky. We got about 10 or so responses. A lot less than we usually get when we do that sort of thing. A few nice couples who didn't seem very serious about actually meeting and a bunch of guys. Even though our ad said just bi ladies and couples we pretty much only got responses from guys. Nobody really did it for us. We ended up declining all of the offers we got. It was sort of a bummer. It just seemed like nothing was going to work out. So we just watched Netflix and chilled as they say and fucked each other and had fantastic sex just the two of us. Not the worst thing to happen!
This is something we've learned over the years with swinging. You've got to have a thick skin to some degree and be ready to take your lumps along with the amazing fun fantastic times. There are good nights and bad nights. There are nights when you really click with another couple that you meet and then there are duds. We've met some couples who have quit swinging because of the bad experiences. They're always looking for that "perfect" experience and the perfect couple. Good luck with that! So we carry on. We already have some fun opportunities lined up in June that should be really awesome. We hope they work out but you never know. We've gotten to be very mellow about these things by this point. Whatever happens happens!
So things started out at the beginning of the month with a date with my fave lady friend. I rented a hotel room and the two of us fucked for hours. Part of me wonders if we're starting to get in a rut/routine? We pretty much do the same stuff each time we meet which is only once every two or three months. But we have SO MUCH FUN!! We really enjoy just hanging out with each other and playing for hours. :-)
The weekend after that was a party at MFA with porn star Sasha Knox. It was another fun and fantastic MFA party! There is always a certain "vibe" at the porn star parties. That is a whole other post. The guys seem to get extra worked up. Yes, I fucked Sasha Knox, the porn star, and I gave her one of my patented massive cum shots that I had been working up all night. I have to admit however that I lasted only about two minutes! She had been VERY busy all night. I had played with the other ladies for hours. I finally saw my chance/opening and took it. I fucked her really hard while she was on her back and sucking two cocks at once. It looked totally hot and I couldn't last long. It seemed like a real live porno movie in which I was one of the stars! I pulled out of her, pulled off the condom that I had on, and covered her in cum. She told me that I had a porn star cum shot. A nice little ego boost!
There was another "regular" MFA party the weekend after that. Maria and I went together for the first time in months. I had gone by myself a few times in a row, and then purposely missed a party, but this was the first time in about four months that we were going together. We were both really excited! It was AWESOME! I have some great memories from that night! MFA is amazing. To be honest I had MUCH more fun with Maria at MFA than I did the week before with Sasha Knox the porno star. That is perhaps another post as well! lol
What can I say? I love playing with Maria and watching her with other people. It always gets me so worked up. She's better than any porn star. For years I've called her my "favorite porn star!" I would rather watch her than anyone else. :-)
During the introductions Maria did something new. During the "fantasy" part of the introductions she mentioned that she was bisexual and while she was there to suck cock and get fucked all night she wanted the rest of the ladies to know that she would be happy to play with them as well. She didn't tell me that she was going to say that before the party. We usually talk about stuff like that while we drive there. I thought it was a lovely and totally hot idea!
Then the party started like usual right around 9pm. Like usual when Maria is there I started off by just watching her for a long time. I like to count the number of guys who fuck her. I always get totally hard watching her get fucked and sucking cock. I sit there and stroke my cock but I do my best not to cum. I also like to wait till the first bunch of guys are spent. It usually takes about an hour. By then I'm totally worked up from watching Maria get fucked. I find an "opening" and dive in!
So I just watched Maria for a long time. I loved it. She spent a long time on "the bench". A nice raised bench with a padded top to lay on. One of the guys who comes to the party is taller and it's the perfect height for him. He also has a huge thick cock. Maria spent a long time on the bench getting fucked by him. The only "problem" is that she cums so hard when he fucks her that her pussy is constantly squeezing him out. It's kind of awesome and hot to watch him fuck her and try to keep his cock in her pussy. It's a hot sort of little game they play that I love to watch.
Later at one point Maria was laying down on a mat on her back with her legs spread open. Me and another guy were on each side of her face and she was going back and forth sucking both of our cocks. One of the other ladies who was there must have heard the thing about Maria being bi and wanting to play with one of the other ladies. In a flash she dove between Maria's thighs and started to eat her pussy. It was fucking hot. It was also sort of funny because I thought to myself, "I should get behind that other lady and start to fuck her from behind while she's eating Maria's pussy!" As soon as I thought that the other guy must have thought it as well!! It was like one of those moments when you come to a 4 way stop and another car rolls up at the exact moment that you do.
I gave him the thumbs up and he got behind the other lady and started to fuck her from behind with a big smile on his face. Yes. I would have loved to be in his shoes at that moment but I also figured I had been in those shoes before. I had been in that spot more than a few times and I knew how amazing it was. I was OK with letting him have his fun. I'm that kind of guy. :-)
On the way there one of the things we did talk about was that I mentioned to Maria that I've noticed at the past few parties that guys really seem to like it when a lady kneels down and starts to suck a bunch of cocks at once. I've always loved that look. When a lady is kneeling surrounded by guys and she's sucking one cock and then another while stroking another cock and then they start to cum all over her.
Towards the end of the party Maria must have remembered. She knelt down and I moved by her and she started to suck my cock. The another guy moved over and she started to suck the both of us, going back and forth. Soon there was a third guy! When the forth guy moved over I moved out of the way and let the guys have fun while I watched. There was soon a crowd around her. It didn't take long before the first guy started to cum all over her breasts. Maria started to wipe it up but then she asked the guys if they minded if she left it on? All of the guys said, "no problem!" She started to suck and stroke the cocks around her again and it was on... It ended up being one of the hottest things I had ever seen... In the end seven different guys came all over her face and breasts. (at least that's what she told me later. She was so surrounded by guys that I couldn't tell how many loads she took..)
Then I really wanted to fuck her while she was covered in cum like that! After all of the guys had cum on her and they were drained she lay down and I fucked her while I looked down at her body just covered and dripping with cum. It was amazing...
btw... there are always about 30 guys who are invited to the parties. I counted about 16 different guys who fucked Maria that night. A bunch of those guys fucked her multiple times... She was VERY sore the next day!!!
I didn't even mention the other ladies who were at the party who I played with as well. I ended up having sex with four different ladies myself that night and came three times when I wasn't watching Maria. It was just another fantastic night at MFA.
So that was the good fucking part. Three fantastic fucking weekends in a row! The two weekends after that were another story.
The weekend after that we were invited to another hotel party with 5 or 6 swinging couples. James and Kari were having another party and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We had a great time at their last party. A couple days before the party however we got an message from James. He had to cancel the party. Something to do with his ex and his kids. These things happen but we were disappointed. We had been really looking forward to ending up in a pile with a bunch of other swinger couples.
To be honest however, we could live with it because we had so much fun at MFA the weekend before. I had gone out for three weekends in a row so while we were disappointed it wasn't the end of the world. So I had time on my hands. Mr. Horndog of course then started cruising ads on my fave swinger website, swinglifestyle.com.
I started looking at the hot dates and who was online on Sat morning. It wasn't long before I got a chat request. We usually get a lot of those. It was a couple instead of the usual single guy so I was intrigued. Furthermore their profile said they were into cuckold play... hmmm...
I took the bate and started to chat with what turned out to be the guy. He was a big tall guy, 6'5" who said he had a huge cock and a hot asian girlfriend. He opened up their pix. He did look like a good looking guy and she was hot. He was also experienced with being a bull and loved playing with curvy ladies like Maria. It first it all seemed really hot. He was pushing all the right buttons.
But there were a few red flags for me. For one thing he was a texting fiend. I would send one text to him and get eight responses. He also kept asking me if he could text/message Maria. I explained to him that she had some problems in the past with guys who couldn't stop texting her. Then he would send me ten more texts and ask again about texting her. hmmm... exactly the kind of shit she wasn't looking for. But fuck, a bunch of the texts he sent me were totally hitting all the standard cuckold fantasy hot points. He was good.
Then there was the whole creampie thing. Like most guys who are into the whole cuckold thing he wanted to fill Maria up with cum, give her a creampie, and then have me eat it out of her. I told him that it was never going to happen. Condoms were a hard rule for Maria. But he could fill up his GF with cum and Maria and/or I would eat it out of her. He seemed to be OK with that. But it also made me wonder about his limits and how safe he would be to play with? How many ladies had he had unprotected sex with? What was I getting into?
But he also told me how he was going to fuck Maria while I watched. His GF was dom as well and she would tease my cock and humiliate me while he fucked Maria. She might make me sit on a chair outside of the room while they all played so I could only listen. His GF would blindfold me. Put a butt plug in my ass. It was all really hot for me. At one point I started to talk to Maria about the possibility of possibly meeting them. She wanted to know more so I kept on texting.
Then things started to get "weird". Talk turned to strap on dildos. I thought it would be fun to see his GF fuck Maria with one. He turned it around and told me that he wanted to see her peg me while he was fucking Maria. I would be OK with this but I mentioned that it would probably have to be a smaller dildo because I wasn't used that that kind of thing.
Then next text said, "and then after she fucks you till your ass is raw she'll fist your ass"
No. Nobody is going to fist my ass! Ain't going to happen. I don't think it's even possible for me. Maybe a finger or two?! I'm just a tight guy. What can I say?! But a fist?!?!
Just as I was going to bed I got another bunch of texts from him. A bunch... some of them were really long and graphic. I had a mental image in my mind of him on the other end, jacking off and getting more and more worked up. It was like he was spiraling out of control and I was on the other end of it.
"My GF is going to piss in her panties and then stuff them in your mouth. I'm going to cum in her ass then then have you eat it out of her ass. Then I'll fuck the two ladies and you can only listen. I'll fill Maria's ass up with cum. Then we'll leave the room and go down to the hotel bar and leave you to lay on the bed in the wet sheets. I'm going to make my GF and Maria go up to a guy and act like whores and charge him for a blowjob. We'll have fun and then after a long time we'll come back. Then my GF will fist your ass again and probably kick you out of the room while we fuck Maria in all of her holes all night and fill her with cum. We'll let you know when you can get her the next morning."
Now. Once again there are parts of this that TOTALLY hit my buttons and are totally hot for me. But pissy panties in my mouth? No. Eating cum out of asses. No Santorum for me thank you. Pimping Maria out? Probably not something she would consent to. Certainly not on the first date! lol
It was all WAY over the line. The fantasy bubble was popped. It made me sort of laugh in a way. Damn. The stuff I do would probably shock 99% of the people out there but yes, even I have my limits! I'm so "boring" that for the most part I just really enjoy kissing and sucking and fucking. Yes, we've done the cuckold thing but nothing like this! I showed the texts to Maria and she was appalled. There was no way this was going to happen! The next morning I wrote him a very nice note explaining that I had shown the texts to Maria and she didn't feel comfortable with some of the things he was talking about. It was the total truth. I haven't heard back from him. Not a single text. At least he got the message. He was cool about that.
But it also seemed like the weekend was now blown. No fun hotel party with a bunch of couples. No cuckold play fun with this new hot couple.
The following weekend was Memorial Day weekend. I mentioned to Maria that I had been a little frustrated about last weekend and thought it might be fun to try to reach out to some of our friends and see if anyone was free to play? She was OK with me reaching out. I started to send emails and texts and it seemed like everyone we knew was either out of town or had family plans. Crap. So I asked Maria if it would be OK if I put up a hot date ad on the swinger web site and see what sort of responses we got? Once again she was OK with that. Might as well see who sent us a message. I put it up for both Sat and Sunday nights since we had a long weekend.
Now perhaps what happened next was our fault. We're picky. We got about 10 or so responses. A lot less than we usually get when we do that sort of thing. A few nice couples who didn't seem very serious about actually meeting and a bunch of guys. Even though our ad said just bi ladies and couples we pretty much only got responses from guys. Nobody really did it for us. We ended up declining all of the offers we got. It was sort of a bummer. It just seemed like nothing was going to work out. So we just watched Netflix and chilled as they say and fucked each other and had fantastic sex just the two of us. Not the worst thing to happen!
This is something we've learned over the years with swinging. You've got to have a thick skin to some degree and be ready to take your lumps along with the amazing fun fantastic times. There are good nights and bad nights. There are nights when you really click with another couple that you meet and then there are duds. We've met some couples who have quit swinging because of the bad experiences. They're always looking for that "perfect" experience and the perfect couple. Good luck with that! So we carry on. We already have some fun opportunities lined up in June that should be really awesome. We hope they work out but you never know. We've gotten to be very mellow about these things by this point. Whatever happens happens!
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Superstitious
I am superstitious when it comes to swinging. One of the things I'm superstitious about is talking about future plans and things that I'm excited about. It seems like in the past if I've started to chat with someone online about a hot date that was coming up something would happen. Someone would get sick or something. Things would get cancelled. This has been reflected in this blog. Sometimes I'm really excited about upcoming things but I try to never put up a post about them. I don't want to fuck things up!
I've got some really awesome plans coming up in the next few weeks. I would love to put up a post about some of them. But I won't because I'm superstitious. I hope I didn't fuck things up already by posting this!
I've got some really awesome plans coming up in the next few weeks. I would love to put up a post about some of them. But I won't because I'm superstitious. I hope I didn't fuck things up already by posting this!
Thursday, May 5, 2016
My Life on the Swingset
http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/23287/ss-249-having-gang-bangs-real-ones-not-mailbags/
Several people have recommended the My Life on the Swingset podcast to me. I've been meaning to check it out. Then last week I got a text from a friend of mine. She was a guest star on the podcast! My friend Jennifer is the gangbang girl. It was really fun to listen to her get interviewed.
I had a few thoughts right off the bat after listening to it though. First of all... the big thing that hit me was... They're on Episode #249, these people are supposed to be expert swingers doing their podcast, and NONE of them have ever been to a GB?! WTF??
Although I thought about it more... doing GBs is something that Maria and I had to ease into. It was something that was a very exciting idea for Maria for a long time but we didn't act on it for years. Even when we did we started slowly. Our first "bang" was with two other guys so three on Maria. Then we worked up to three other guys. Then it was pretty much on! lol
For years we would set up our own GBs several times a year. They are a LOT of work. You have no idea how hard it can be to get a bunch of guys to fuck your wife. Postings, emails, messages back and forth, pix exchanged, phone calls. Picking out what we think are the right guys. Then the day finally comes and only half the guys actually show up.
Then a few years back I discovered MFA. Midwest Fantasy Adventures. Even then to be honest Maria was very nervous about going. I went to two parties on my own first to check it out. I still remember being SO nervous before the first party. I could barely go in. But I did it and it was amazing. Then I went again and it was even better the second time. Then I convinced to Maria to go with me. She was REALLY nervous that first time as well but she loved it! It was amazing for her. Since then we've been hooked.
In fact I'm going to the party this Saturday with Sasha Knox. Then the two of us are planning on going to the party the weekend after that together. Maria hasn't gone in a few months so she's really looking forward to it! We love you MFA!
Several people have recommended the My Life on the Swingset podcast to me. I've been meaning to check it out. Then last week I got a text from a friend of mine. She was a guest star on the podcast! My friend Jennifer is the gangbang girl. It was really fun to listen to her get interviewed.
I had a few thoughts right off the bat after listening to it though. First of all... the big thing that hit me was... They're on Episode #249, these people are supposed to be expert swingers doing their podcast, and NONE of them have ever been to a GB?! WTF??
Although I thought about it more... doing GBs is something that Maria and I had to ease into. It was something that was a very exciting idea for Maria for a long time but we didn't act on it for years. Even when we did we started slowly. Our first "bang" was with two other guys so three on Maria. Then we worked up to three other guys. Then it was pretty much on! lol
For years we would set up our own GBs several times a year. They are a LOT of work. You have no idea how hard it can be to get a bunch of guys to fuck your wife. Postings, emails, messages back and forth, pix exchanged, phone calls. Picking out what we think are the right guys. Then the day finally comes and only half the guys actually show up.
Then a few years back I discovered MFA. Midwest Fantasy Adventures. Even then to be honest Maria was very nervous about going. I went to two parties on my own first to check it out. I still remember being SO nervous before the first party. I could barely go in. But I did it and it was amazing. Then I went again and it was even better the second time. Then I convinced to Maria to go with me. She was REALLY nervous that first time as well but she loved it! It was amazing for her. Since then we've been hooked.
In fact I'm going to the party this Saturday with Sasha Knox. Then the two of us are planning on going to the party the weekend after that together. Maria hasn't gone in a few months so she's really looking forward to it! We love you MFA!
Monday, April 18, 2016
Group sex as routine...
I still remember how excited Maria and I were when we finally found our "first couple" and started having sex with other people. It was so much fun and new and amazing! There we so many things we wanted to try. Now, years later, sometimes I feel like all of this stuff is "routine". It's just sex...
With that in mind I purposely didn't go to the GB/orgy party that I go to almost every month last month. I stayed at home. Why? Because I wanted to actually miss it. As in miss going. So when I go next it will be just a little more exciting and something for me to look forward to.
It was weird to be at home and not at the party. At one point I looked at the time and realized that the introductions had just started. Later I looked at the time and realized that only a few hours had gone by and the party was still probably going strong. I wondered who was there? What ladies had shown up? What guys? So yeah, I missed the party. Can't wait to go to the next one!
With that in mind I purposely didn't go to the GB/orgy party that I go to almost every month last month. I stayed at home. Why? Because I wanted to actually miss it. As in miss going. So when I go next it will be just a little more exciting and something for me to look forward to.
It was weird to be at home and not at the party. At one point I looked at the time and realized that the introductions had just started. Later I looked at the time and realized that only a few hours had gone by and the party was still probably going strong. I wondered who was there? What ladies had shown up? What guys? So yeah, I missed the party. Can't wait to go to the next one!
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Comments at work
My particular profession is by and large made up of women. I'm the rare guy. I'm not a male nurse like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents but it's sorta like that. So, I listen to my female coworkers talk all the time. They've gotten used to me by this point. I'm just one of the girls. So the talk is often "interesting".
Recently two comments came up that made me sort of laugh inside. About a week ago one of the ladies was talking about a couple that she heard might be swingers. She's a total gossip. It was pure speculation on her part. Then she said something like, "yeah, they might be part of the HUGE swinging scene in the Northshore." She said it totally sarcastically. She's also the type of person who likes to think she knows the inside scoop on everything that's going on. All I could think to myself was, "OMG how little you know! I know from looking at the web sites that there are TONS of swinging couples in the Northshore!" I kept my mouth shut and didn't say a word.
Then just the other day the ladies were talking again. They started talking about the resorts in Jamaica. One of them said, "what's the name of that gross place where all the fat old disgusting swingers go?" I said to myself, "what?!" and one of the other ladies said, "I think it's called Hedonism." The way the one lady talked about Hedonism though. It was like venom coming off her lips. She made it sound like the worst place in the world. One of the other ladies said, "can you imagine walking around nude all day? I just couldn't deal with that." All the ladies pretty much said, "yeah..." I said in a joking way, "You guys are all just prudes!" Everyone laughed and I didn't say another word about it.
I'm sure my coworkers would be so shocked if they knew what Maria and I did on the weekends. But I was a little shocked myself to think of the vitriol they would probably heap on me behind my back if they knew. Evidently to my coworkers swingers are fat and ugly and gross and disgusting. Wow...
I listen to Dan Savage a fair amount and he thinks that poly people need to come out of the closet like gay people did. That we poly people suffer a lot of discrimination and hatred and are misunderstood. Would my coworkers be more accepting of the lifestyle if they knew I was in it? Just regular old me. The guy they go to work with every day who hardly ever even mentions sex at work. Not going to happen though. Staying in the closet for now!
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