This is one of those posts that I'm writing because I can't talk to my friends or coworkers about it. So I'm going to tell this little tale here.
So it all started about a month and a half ago. My work schedule is a little weird. Once a month I have to work on the weekends but then I get the Friday and Monday off. I got home from work on Sunday and checked the swinger site. I ended up getting in a chat conversation with a single bi lady who said she was looking for both couples and gentlemen to play with. I thought that Maria and I might work out well as we could both play with her or I could.
Her pix were very nice but she didn't have any face pix. She seemed very interested in meeting, and meeting soon. Like after work on Monday. She wanted to meet both of us first though which I understood. The problem was that it was during Maria's period. She really just wanted to stay home and wasn't interested in meeting a lady on a Monday after work. I was off on Monday so it was fine with me. I explained to her that Maria wouldn't be able to make it. I thought I was really clear about that.
At one point we switched over to KiK to chat more. When she told me her KiK name I was surprised. It was Amy Chopra. Chopra I knew, or thought, was a fairly common Indian surname. Was I chatting with an Indian woman? I didn't ask because I usually don't like to make race an issue. On the other hand, I have to admit, I find Indian women totally hot. All time fantasy for me. There are basically two things on my swinger bucket list. Sex with an Indian woman and a reverse GB. Was one of them going to happen?
After a bit more she asked if we could exchange face pix. I sent her one of me and she sent me one of her. She was dressed in a Sari. She was also really cute I thought. Wow... She still really wanted to meet us together but I explained that Maria just couldn't make it. We agreed that if we met I could call, or even Facetime, Maria on my phone and the two of them could chat for a bit. She said she was fine with that. She also asked me if I could shave my cock if we met. She didn't like any hair down there.
Now... a little back story. A few years back I met a swinger lady who was working on learning how to wax people and was offering free waxing jobs. I thought it would be a fun surprise for Maria so I took her up on her offer. It turned out to be a disaster. It turned out that I had very sensitive skin down there. When my pubic hairs grew back in after a few weeks I had ingrown hairs everywhere. It was super itchy and painful and bumpy and not fun. Took me out of commission for a few weeks.
So I told her that I would trim myself short but I didn't think I should shave. She was OK with that. She asked me if she could call me before work in the morning. At around 8:30 so we could make plans. She wanted to meet near her work, and if we liked each other go to a hotel. Wow... I was excited!
I told Maria what was up and she sort of laughed. She knew my thing about Indian women so she told me to go for it and have fun! On Monday morning she called. She totally had that cute high pitched Indian accent that I find so sexy. We chatted for a bit and told each other how excited we were to meet. I explained once again that Maria wouldn't be able to make it but I had told her everything and she was fine with me calling or Face-timing when we met. We figured out a Starbucks that was close to her work where we could meet at around 5:30. We also figured out what hotel we could go to if it all worked out well and we wanted to take it to the next step. She was game it seemed.
Here is where I was a dumbass. I was so excited about meeting her that I wanted everything to be perfect. I decided I would try to shave my cock for the first time. I rationalized in my mind that shaving would be different than being waxed. When you get waxed they pull the hairs out by the roots. Shaving was different right? It wouldn't be so bad. It would be OK. She would love that I shaved my cock for her. I also rationalized that if it worked out well it would be great for the cruise. I could shave before we left and it would all be good. I did it in the shower and it wasn't so bad. Easy. Didn't cut myself or anything like I feared. It wasn't a big deal and it did make my cock nice and smooth.
I drove down to meet her. Traffic was terrible and it was a nightmare to get there. I found the Starbucks and pulled into the lot. I sent her a message that I had just parked. She told me to come and meet her in her car that was parked a few spaces away. I found her car, opened the door, and sat in the passenger seat. She took a look at me and said, "Where is your wife? I thought she would be here?"
What?
I thought I had been totally clear about that. Why did she agree to the whole phone call thing? I told her that we could call her like we planned but she said, "I thought your wife would be here. I'm not comfortable doing anything with you unless I meet her first."
It lasted about three minutes. She barely even looked at me. It was weird. Part of me wanted to get mad and tell her WTF? But I figured that would get me nowhere. I ended up slinking out of her car and going back to mine. I called Maria and let her know that I was headed home. She was really surprised. When I told her what happened she thought it was really weird as well. I drove back home.
I still wonder what happened? My current theory was that, unfortunately, I just wasn't her "type" when she saw me. That first, initial, gut feeling/instinct. I personally believe in lust at first sight.
I was fine for about a week. Then it started to happen again. The ingrown hairs. The itching. It was bad again.
Then it got worse. It seemed like my whole penis turned red. It was like I had a sunburn. I tried triple antibiotic. I tried A&D. But nothing seemed to work. There were a few days when I thought it was getting better and then it would get worse again. I started to get flaking. Then it started oozing a clear discharge. It really was like I had a bad sunburn. Nothing I was doing was helping. All of this was happening over a few weeks.
After about three weeks of it being really bad I decided I had to go to the doctor. I had been putting it off because the whole situation was so embarrassing. What would I say?! But clearly I needed professional help. I was having trouble sleeping at night because it was so itchy and painful. Whatever I was doing clearly wasn't helping. It seemed to be getting worse and worse.
So I called my boss and let her know that I was sorry but I had to go into urgent care for a nagging problem. My kids freaked out when they found out I was going to see a doctor. I never go to the doctor except for my yearly checkup. I must have had a serious problem!
I thought the visit would be really embarrassing. But when I explained my problem to the admitting person he acted like he had heard that story before. No biggie. I'm sure they've seen everything. The doctor who saw me was a young woman. Again, no biggie. I pulled down my pants and she took a look. She told me she thought it would be worse! It turned out I had a case of Jock Itch. A fungal infection. The doctor said she sees it all the time. It's common. I had just never had it happen to me before. All I needed to do was go to Walgreens and buy some Lamisil. Twice a day for two weeks then a few more days after I looked all clear just to make sure.
I was so glad I went! I used the stuff and felt instant relief. Two weeks have now gone by and it worked! My penis is back to normal and fine again. I have a big date later this week so this is a good thing!
I still hope someday I meet a hot Indian lady someday and have fun with her. But I will never ever shave my penis again!!!
