Sunday, March 27, 2016

Drunk Boys

So I went to a group sex party the other night. Something happened that I haven't seen in a long time. It was...  unfortunate.

I was actually sitting across from him during the pre-party introductions. We chatted some and he seemed like a nice enough guy. Now don't get me wrong. I like to drink. I can easily drink a 6 pack in a night. At home. When I don't need to drive anywhere. I did my typical sex party thing and brought one large size bottle of beer to drink before things got started. I like to drink ONE beer but that's it. I like to make sure I can perform during a sex party. I also like to joke that I want to remember what happened the next day! lol

I don't remember him drinking before the party but he also seemed in a bit of a daze. He kept on staring at the ladies and going, "wow...." over and over. Maybe he was already on something?

The party started and all seemed well. I was having a great time. Everyone was fucking and sucking and cumming and it was awesome. At one point I went up to one of the ladies who was getting fucked from behind so she could suck my cock. I heard this sound...  I turned around and it was the dude who was sitting across from me...  he was bent over the garbage pail...  and he was retching and starting to puke. Instant boner kill in the middle of a sex party. wtf?!

One of the fellows working security noticed something was going on and I kind of nodded to him that yup, "Houston, we have a problem at the orgy!"

I went up later to take a break and the guy was trying to sober up by drinking coffee but you could tell he was still totally fucked up. I overheard the hosts talking to him and one of them was going to drive him home in his car while another guy followed. That way they could get him home safe. I'm sure they didn't want to feel responsible if they let him drive. I also thought it was very cool and responsible of the hosts. Good for them. But it was fucked up. A buzz kill at the party and a hassle for the hosts.

To be honest I think most of the guys and gals at the party barely noticed. They handled it really well. I just happened to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time. But really...  Don't be a stupid asshole and get drunk if you go to a sex party. It's so dumb on so many levels. You're going to feel like shit. You won't be able to perform. It's a turn off for the ladies. You end up looking like a total loser. Don't be the naked guy puking in the garbage pail in the corner of the sex party!


Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Birthday Week

It was recently my birthday. We joke in our family that when we celebrate our birthdays we don't just celebrate the day, we celebrate for a whole week!

I just finished up my birthday week celebration and it was amazing!

Got off work on Friday night. Stopped at Binny's and bought some really good beer. Went home and chilled and watched the final episode of "Man in the High Tower". It was amazing! Then we had decided that it would make our lives easier if I shaved Maria's pussy that night. I love to shave her yummy pussy. I left just a little hair at the top but otherwise shaved her nice and bare. Then I fucked her some until she came very hard several times. Maria wanted to go to sleep at a reasonable hour and went to bed.  I on the other hand stayed up till 2 in the morning playing Civ 5!

Sat was a fun day. Slept in. Went to get brunch at our fave breakfast place. Then I headed off to band practice. I play bass in a band that gets together every few weekends. Nothing serious. We're too old for that! Just fun. We play a bunch of old covers. Don't ever bother to worry about writing original material and try to play live or anything. We just get together and play old songs by the Beatles, Pink Floyd and Iggy Pop and have fun. Then I got back home and Maria and I soon headed out on our "date". We had rented a hotel room for the night so just the two of us could have fun. It was awesome! We fucked and sucked for hours and Maria could moan and groan as loud as she wanted without having to worry about our teenage kids in the house. We got a few new glass dildo g spot toys recently and I used them on her. I made her cum really hard and then made her squirt. We think we set two new records for the amount I was able to make gush out of her. We had a lot of fun together. Just the two of us.

On Sunday we pretty much just chilled around the house but then in the evening we went downtown to go to Greektown. I really felt like some good Greek food and wanted to do the whole "Ohpa!" thing with the flaming cheese. It just seemed like it would be fun for my birthday. It was restaurant week here in Chicago so they had a deal on the family meal feast. Maria and I went for it and for $30 between the two of us got a 5 course Greek feast. It was awesome!

One of the games I like to play at restaurants sometimes is the swinger date game. You look around at all of the tables and see if you can spot a "swinger date". It's fun! At the Greek place I saw right by us not one but two possible swinger dates. One was TOTALLY obvious. I swear I've even seen this couple on SLS. A guy and two ladies. The way they were looking at each other and flirting and talking. I could totally tell. The other table was a little harder. Some dude that looked a lot like Jason Stratham with two very attractive ladies. They weren't as obvious about it and they might have been more in my fantasies. But they were lingering and talking and giving each other the look for the entire time we were there as well. Try it the next time you go out! Almost every time we go out on a weekend night to a busy restaurant I spot a few potential ones.

I had asked to take the day off on Monday and we went downtown to the Art Institute of Chicago. Tourists in our home town. It had been a few years since we had been there though and we wanted to see the new Modern Art wing. I got an nice big hardcover book about the art of "Jamie Hernandez" for $14.99. Score! We got home very tired after walking around all day. I grilled up some good steaks and drank some really good Belgium Ale. I think that was the only day all week when Maria and I didn't have sex because we were both too tired when we got to bed that night! Or more to the point I was knocked out. The Belgium Ale did me in. This is why when we play I hardly ever drink much.

I had originally asked to take Tuesday off as well but I moved that to Wednesday. I couldn't take the whole week off of work.

I moved my day off to Wednesday because I got an invite to a small group sex party during the day. I normally wouldn't have been able to make it because usually I would be working then. Maria did have to go to work so I went on my own. It turned out to be an amazing party! 4 ladies and about 10 guys. The ladies were all super hot. It was an amazing afternoon. I'm still reeling thinking about it. I had sex with all four ladies. I could easily write a whole story/post about that party.

Had to go back to work on Thursday and Friday but made sure I chilled after work every night and Maria and I fucked every day it seemed. There was one day (I think it was Thursday?) when we did something we've rarely done before with the kids around. I got home from work about 10 minutes before Maria. As soon as she got home we went up to the bedroom, closed the door, and took off our clothes and fucked for about 30 minutes. Then we made dinner. It was fun! We think we might have to do that more in the future. So often these days we're so tired by the time we get to bed at night that we barely have the energy to play.

On Saturday night we had one last big hoorah to end up my week. We were invited to a swingers hotel party. It was supposed to be about 10 couples in a hotel suite. We love those sorts of parties if it's the right group. I had met the male half before but we hadn't met the female half. We were a little nervous but really looking forward to it. We had sent some notes back and forth and an old couple we knew and had played with several times before was going to be there. We were really looking forward to seeing them again! We also thought it would make us less nervous if we knew at least one couple there. We could have fun with them.

On Saturday afternoon I shaved Maria's pussy again. It was super easy since I had shaved it the weekend before. Then we talked about what she was going to wear that night to the party and packed a bag. Towels for each of us, wash clothes, mints, energy drinks, silk robe, lube, and condoms. Maria was going to wear this really hot garter belt and stockings combo with a clingy dress over it. It was about then that I got a text from James who was hosting the party with the hotel and room number info. It looked like everything was going according to plan. He asked that we start showing up at 7:30 and that we should "stagger" our arrivals so we weren't all knocking on the door at once.

The hotel was really close to where I work and I knew exactly were it was. I thought it would take us about 25 minutes to get there but we got there even quicker. On the way there Maria told me that she had on her garter belt and a bra but that she wasn't wearing any panties. She knows that she can still tell me little things like that and they get me all worked up! It's funny that she still totally turns me on with those small little kinky things after all these years.

We were in the parking lot of the hotel at 7:35. Maria reminded me that they asked that we not all go in at once so we tried to sit in the car for a bit and listen to the radio. I got antsy after about 2 minutes and Maria said, "we might as well just go."

As we walked through the lobby of the hotel I could see the desk clerk looking at us since I was carrying the bag with the towels in it and Maria had a bag with some drinks and snacks. But we weren't checking in. We walked right past and waited for the elevator. We also noticed that there were a ton of kids running around. A family got on the elevator with us and I asked them what floor. It was the same floor we were going to. They looked like the all American family unit with a nice looking wife and handsome husband and two rambunctious boys. As they got off the elevator I purposely lagged a bit behind...  I was also trying to read the signs and figure out what direction to go. I had this sort of feeling. What if? I let them get about 20 yards ahead of us in the hallway and they opened the room to their door. We had to go in the same direction to get to the room where the party was. Sure enough we were in the room next door. I thought it might have been a bit embarrassing if we had gone to the door before them and knocked on the door. It was a little more discreet waiting for them to go first. We're experienced swingers!

James opened to the door to the room and we went inside. I had met him at another party about a month ago but he hadn't met Maria yet. I also hadn't met his partner Kari. One of the things that seems to happen to us a lot at parties like this is that we're the first couple to arrive. Yup. We were the first ones there. But it was kind of nice. We were able to chat with James and Kari and relax for a bit before the other couples arrived. We've also always sort of enjoyed getting there early so we can see each new couple as they arrive. Maria also sort of surprised me. Kari was wearing pretty much just a bra and a garter belt and stockings and a skirt. Maria took off her dress so she was just wearing her bra and her garter belt and stockings. I thought she would wait until everyone arrived but she was ready to go!

James' cell phone was going off with messages from the other couples that were on the way. After a few minutes there was a knock on the door and the next couple arrives. As soon as they came in the room we recognized them. It was Len and Sara. We had met them at a party a couple of years ago. They had been a lot of fun but for some reason we didn't connect with them again. How nice though! It was great to see them again and I was already looking forward to playing with Sara again. They recognized us immediately as well and we started to chat. This was already looking like a fantastic night!

Then after a few minutes more there was another knock at the door. It was our old friends Cathryn and Doug! We had been texting that they were going to make it. We hadn't seen them in years and I was really hoping they would come. I thought Doug looked great. It looked like he had lost weight and I told him so. He laughed and said no, he was still the same old guy. I though Cathryn looked amazing! She had lost a fair amount of weight herself. I had always loved her breasts and she was wearing a nice low cut top that showed off the tops of her breasts in a very sexy way. We said hello and Maria hugged and kissed both Doug and Cathryn. I then gave Cathryn a hug and gave her a deep kiss and whispered in her ear how much I was looking forward to playing with her. There was a couch in the room and Cathryn sat on one end with Maria in the middle and me on the other side. By now I was already get very excited about this party!

The conversation flowed. We laughed and told stories and chatted about swinging and the lifestyle and the good times we had and some of our nightmare stories. It was clear that everyone in the room was very comfortable with this stuff. Suddenly things seemed like the door was knocking again and again and again. Soon three more couples had arrived.

Kat and Jerry looked like they were a little younger than the rest of us. They were an interracial couple and Kat was a beautiful African American lady. Sheila and Sebastian arrived soon after. She had short brown hair in a pixy cut and a sweatshirt on. It looked like she was very busy but I couldn't tell. I thought she looked really pretty as well. Finally Marlene and Felix showed up. She was dressed in an almost old fashioned flapper dress. It looked like she was wearing thigh high stockings under her dress. I looked around the room and it hit me that this was going to be a great party. I would be happy to play with any of the ladies. I leaned over and whispered in Maria's ear, "this looks like a great group. I think we're going to have fun!" She just said, "yes!"

There was supposed to be one more couple on the way so James wanted to wait until they arrived before we started anything. We talked and told stories and laughed some more. We all noticed when Sheila took off her sweatshirt. She was wearing this amazing red dress with a plunging neckline that revealed what looked to be amazing breasts. When she turned around it turned out that the whole back of the dress was lace up and we could all see she was wearing a thong. It was hot!

James got a text that the last couple was a minute away. I think people were getting ready to start. At one point Maria had gotten up to get something to drink. I took the opportunity to move over next to Cathryn on the couch. When Maria got back she sat on the other side of me. Now I had a lovely lady on each side of me. At one point I leaned over towards Cathryn and said, "do you mind if I feel your lovely breasts again?" She smiled and said "of course!". I ran my fingers over the swell of her breasts that were above her bra. So soft and round. I couldn't wait to really play with them more.

Finally there was a soft knock at the door and the last couple had arrived. Barb and Edward looked to be a little younger than most of us. He looked like the kind of guy who could be a friend and she was super pretty and had a tight hot body. It seemed like them arriving was what everyone was waiting for. I felt a little bad because we didn't get to socialize with them much but it seemed like people started drifting off to the bedrooms almost as soon as they showed up.

It was a nice hotel suite with two bedrooms and two baths. One bedroom had two large double beds and the other had a nice big king size bed. Cathryn and Maria got up from the couch and started heading to the room with the king size bed. I got up to follow them. This was going to be fun! I was really looking forward to playing with Cathryn again. We walked in the room with the king size bed and everyone started to take off their clothes. The three of us tumbled on the bed and Maria said, "it's so nice to see you again1" and started to kiss Cathryn deeply. I got behind Cathryn and started to stroke her back and kiss her neck while Maria was kissing her.

After a bit Cathryn turned around and started to kiss me. Then she quickly moved down and started to suck on my cock. I turned to Maria and said, "could you please join her and give me some double head? I would love that!" She laughed because she knew that was one of my favorite things and moved to the edge of the bed and leaned over and started to suck and lick my cock with Cathryn. It was amazing. I was in bliss with the two of them sucking and licking my cock together.

I saw Felix move up behind Maria who was leaning over the edge of the bed. His cock was shorter but looked nice and thick. The problem was that it looked like he was about to start fucking Maria with no condom on. I decided I should say something and said, "hey, if you're going to fuck Maria you need to put on a condom please." He said, "no problem" and went to get one while Maria looked at me and said, "thank you! I had no idea because I couldn't see." I think Maria really appreciated that I was looking out for her at that moment.

The next few hours were a blur of amazing group sex. The only "problem" was that the couple who had arrived last and I really wanted to play with sat the whole time in the living room area with their clothes on. They never ended up playing the entire night. But I think that's something to point out as well. At parties like this nobody is going to pressure you or force you to do anything that you don't want to do.

It's hard for me to remember everything that happened. A few things that I remember in particular are...

Maria spending a long time eating Sara's pussy. The two of them played a lot it seemed. We got a note from Len and Sara the next day letting us know how much Sara loved Maria playing with her.

We ended up playing the Kat and Jerry a LOT. Kat was African American and he was a white guy. They were both just a lot of fun! Kat was super pretty and had an amazing tight pussy that really gripped you when she came, and she seemed to cum a lot. Jerry had a nice cock that was almost as long as mine but definitely thicker. He fucked Maria a lot and she just loved it. At one point Jerry was fucking Kat while I was fucking Cathryn. Maria was leaning over and kissing Kat while she was getting fucked. Jerry pulled out of Kat and his cock was covered with her cum. He asked Maria if she wanted to lick it off and she leaned over and started to lick and suck him without saying a word. She later told me that she thought Kat tasted so sweet on Jerry's cock. I really liked fucking Kat a lot. It sort of made my night when at one point she said, "you have a really big and really nice cock!"

It was fun to go from room to room and see what was happening. At one point I went in one of the rooms and started to play with Madeline. She was getting fucked by Doug and she started to suck my cock. James was on the other bed fucking Sheila. Maria walked in and I sort of lost track of her. I noticed that she was starting to play with James and Sheila. After a bit I went into the other room and I ended up fucking Kat. I remember at one point really wondering what Maria was up to? It was sort of hot to be fucking Kat in one room with Maria in the other room playing. Suddenly Cathryn ran into the room and said to me, "you have to come into the other room. Maria is covered with cum right now and she thought you'd like to see!" I apologized to Kat and told her that I had to run and check this out but I would be back! I walked into the next room to find Maria on her knees with James kneeling over her. He had cum all over her face and breasts. A huge load. She looked totally hot! I love to see Maria covered in cum like that.

The group sex began at around 9:30 and finally at around midnight things began to slow down. I played with Cathyrn a lot. I loved fucking her from behind. I also played with Kat a lot. She and Jerry were just a lot of fun. I think I played with every woman that was there that night. It's hard to know for sure. The whole night was a blur of amazing sex. It was a fantastic party!

Finally it was just us, James and Kari, Cathryn and Doug, and the couple that stayed dressed the entire time, Barb and Edward. It was nice to talk to them for a bit. They said that they had been out of action for about a year and this was the first party they had been to. They wanted to sort of "ease" into it again. I told Barb that I hoped they would attend the next party. We also exchanged a few nice notes after the party.

We left with silly smiles on our faces. It had been a great night. When we were driving home and talking about it we realized that we're sort of set right now it seems? We could go to MFA about once a month for the GB thing and go to these parties about once a month for the swinger group sex thing. Life is good right now!