Saturday, March 31, 2018

Etiquette

We've had a few situations recently with issues regarding basic swinger etiquette.

The first time was when we went to a GB party recently. Maria went. Our friend Jill was there. There was also a new lady who was really cute/hot. Karen was her name. The party started and it seemed like most of the guys there only wanted to play with the new lady. Jill and Maria didn't get quite the attention that they usually get. On top of that it seemed like there were about 3 or 4 guys who were really monopolizing the time with Karen, the new lady. They would start playing with her and then go on and on and on and on. Then they would trade off. While the rest of the guys were standing around and waiting. But none of the guys who were waiting were playing with Jill and Maria. It was sort of messed up. At one point while one of the guys was fucking Karen from behind I got in front of her and she gave me a fantastic blowjob. It seemed like she wanted to play with me more but the guys who was fucking her just kept on going on and on.

So I played with Jill and Maria all night it seemed. It wasn't the worst thing in the world! I kept on looking over at Karen but it seemed like she was busy all night long. At one point towards the end of the party I thought I had my chance. I was putting on a condom but one of the dudes who had been playing with her all night got in there before I had a chance. I should have tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, would you mind if I got a turn with Karen? I've been waiting all night." But I didn't say anything. I thought he would figure it out. I thought he would "get it". But he didn't. He banged her for about 20 minutes straight while we all watched and then she was worn out. WTF dude? It wasn't just him. It was three or four guys who just didn't get it. At a GB party when there are a bunch of guys take turns. This is basic kindergarten 100 level shit.

On the other hand sometimes I think we're spoiled. Maria got fucked by three different guys and I played with her also. She played with Jill. A couple of guys came all over Maria's face. She was dripping in cum. At one point Jill and our friend Jessica were both giving me a double hand job. I also played with Maria and Jill, a little threesome in the middle of the party. So I played with four different ladies in one night. I fucked Maria and Jill and got blow jobs from Karen and Jessica. For most people this would be a night that they would never forget. So perhaps I/we shouldn't complain? But we've been to these parties before. It was a little disappointing.

Then we had a situation on SLS around the same time. I recently put up the ad in the hot date section about Maria meeting a couple while I stayed at home. Perhaps is where some of the confusion came in...

There is this couple who have been chatting with me on SLS for about three or four or five years now. It's been a long time. It has been pretty obvious to me for a long time that it's the guy who has been talking to me and that he's totally in lust with Maria and her amazing breasts. That's fine. I GET it! lol

But he's been dragging this shit out for years. We'll chat and I'll say that we would be happy to meet. They live close. They seem nice. Maria and I have both looked their pix and think they both look nice. All is good on our end. He'll send me pix of their pool and hot tub and sauna and talk about how they would love to invite us over and we can hang out and get to know each other, and then nothing happens.

Perhaps some of this is our fault. We know that we're busy. We often play with the friends we already know. But they have always seemed like a good couple for us. They live close. She's bi. Maria thinks both of them look nice. I would love to play with her from what I can tell. It seems like a good match.

About a year ago after talking for so long he wrote to me and told me that they had met several couples and they were having fun with them and they didn't have the time to meet anyone new. At the time I remember I was a little grumpy. We had been talking for years. What the heck? I decided it wasn't a big deal. Didn't hear from them for a year. Then I put up the hot date ad about Maria wanting to play with another couple. Then I got a message from him again.

He was curious if Maria wanted to join him and his wife for 3sum. As mentioned in a previous post Maria had already done that. I asked him if he would like to finally meet just the 4 of us. Once again he sent me pix of his pool and new sauna. He said he would check with his wife. After a bit he got back to me. They would be happy to get together with Maria for a 3sum but his wife just wasn't into me. Sorry.

Now...  my swinger "spidey sense" had been telling me for years that this was going on. That he was into Maria but she just wasn't into me. That's fine. I get it. These things happen. Who knows? Maybe I look like a cousin or an ex boyfriend or whatever. She just isn't into tall slightly nerdy looking guys. That's OK. But come on. This has been going on for at least three years. I've had the feeling from the beginning that she was the one who wasn't into it. It's really not polite to drag things out like this for years and years and years if your wife isn't into it.

When couples contact us and things start to seem a little more serious I run the couples past Maria. She gives me a thumbs up or a thumbs down. It's pretty simple. I also try to do it fairly quickly. If a couple contacts us and seems really interested if I don't run them by Maria after a day or two I feel bad. I think it's not nice to leave people hanging. So for me a day or two or maybe a week at the most is what I go for in terms of letting people know what's up. It just seems like the polite thing to do. So after talking to this couples for years and having him tell me after all this time that his wife wasn't interested in meeting me sort of made me and Maria grumpy.

Two swinger etiquette issues in a row. Fortunately life goes on and we already have some awesome fun plans lined up for the next month or two. Hopefully some more fun blog posts will appear soon!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

All time favorite swinger ad

So a long time ago. Before the web existed. In the days of alt.personals.poly I saw an ad.

"MWC 4 Couple. We're ugly, filthy, smelly, disease ridden, and take drugs. Looking for other bi Punks, Freaks, and Geeks to tie up and fuck."

OMG. We HAD to answer that ad! lol

It ended up beginning a friendship that has continued to this day. Best swinger ad ever!

It turned out that he was a musician and in one of my fave indie rock bands. She was a photographer who documented the punk scene in LA in the late 70's/early 80's. Flipper, The Germs, Black Flag, and Fear fuck yeah! 15 years ago we visited them for a long weekend and watched "Decline and Fall of Western Civilization", listened to records, and fucked and played for hours. Now they live on the other side of the country and go to Burning Man every year. In so many ways the "perfect" couple for us.

But they moved to the Bay Area. The other side of the country. So we haven't played in years but we still keep in touch. In all the years we've been playing they were the best match ever in terms of interests outside of the bedroom. Is there another couple out there that is into Flipper, The Buzzcocks, Sonic Youth and The Butthole Surfers?! You also like to smoke weed. You don't really have any diseases and you're not really ugly but you get the joke. You watched "Freaks and Geeks" and loved it. You like group sex and you live in the Chicago area instead of the Bay area?!

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Maria's date with a couple

"Oh my god. Oh Oh Oh! Yes!!! Oh my god. Yes yes yes!! OH!!!"

There's nothing quite like the sound of your own wife cumming. It's sort of like a baby's cry. I can always tell when it's Maria and not another lady. I love to hear her cum. Right now I'm at home with my bluetooth headphones on listening to her cum over and over and over again while she's playing with another guy and a lady friend of his. She called me so I could listen to her have a 3sum with another couple. So how did we get here?!

One of the things I love about Maria is that she can be just as kinky and fun as me! She loves to come up with ideas and things to do that she knows will push my buttons. A few years ago we started doing this thing where we would take separate vacations once in a while. Maria ended up going to DisneyLand out in California for three years in a row. She wanted to do something different this year. She looked at prices and realized that if she went for a cheap cabin going on a cruise was a little less money than she had been spending on Disney. She decided she would go on a "party" cruise with an open bar as a "single" lady. Or at least a lady who wanted some no strings fun. Maybe nothing will happen? But she loves the idea of hooking up with a guy or a lady or a couple while on the cruise and having a fun story to tell me. She also knows I'll be going crazy every day she's gone wondering if she's up to any trouble? She booked her cabin a few months ago, the cruise isn't until November, but I'm already bouncing off the walls thinking about it!

So a few weekends ago we went to The Environment party. It was super fun and we had a great time. On the way home we were talking about the cruise and my birthday and our sex plans/schedule. I had been asking Maria if she would mind doing a "hot wife" date and going out and meeting a guy sometime while I stayed at home? While we were talking I had a thought. I asked her if she would be OK with meeting a couple? Since that is what we had been talking about her doing on the cruise. The thought was already driving me crazy! I told her that I thought it would be fun to put up an ad on the hot date section of our favorite swinger website, SLS. I was able to pretty much recite it to her in the car. This is what I wrote.

"For all you couples who are looking for a bi lady for a FMF 3sum would you like to borrow my bi sexy wife for a night? She's a unicorn who loves to meet other couples with bi ladies and have fun with them while the hubby stays at home. The only condition is that you let her call him so he can listen and perhaps take a discreet photo or two. We'd love to hear from you! We'll let the sexiest couple with the best offer know on Friday night and then she'll meet you on Saturday night."

Maria said she would think about it. A few days later she told me to put up the ad.

I thought we would get a ton of responses. There are so many couples always looking for a bi lady to play with. We only got a few at first. But one of them right off the bat was a good one. It was from Lance. One of the guys we met at the Environment party. He was a really nice guy and he really liked Maria a lot. He was an interesting guy. Totally ripped body. He said was a native Hawaiian. Beautiful brown skin, a nice cock, and a bun in his hair. He stayed in our room for a good chunk of the night and played with Maria for a long time. He seemed to really like her curves. He had his own place in the city and he sent me a few pix of a bi lady friend of his. Her name was Susan. She was really cute and super hot looking with very nice breasts and he said she was very bi.

I told Maria about Lance and his friend and she agreed that he would be a good one because she had met him before already. That always makes her feel much better about these things. She's less nervous if she's met the people before. So we made a date! Maria was going to go and meet Lance at his place in a few weeks on a Saturday night and have a 3sum with him and his lady friend Susan while I stayed at home. Lance was also totally cool with calling me and letting me listen and taking a bunch of pix and sending them to me.

We ended up getting a fair amount of responses to the hot date ad. There were a few that looked really good. But Maria was happy with the idea of getting together with Lance and Susan.

A couple of days before Maria was going to visit I got a text from Lance. His friend Susan was sick with the flu and wouldn't be able to make it. My BS detector started to go off a little bit. But I asked him if he knew any other bi ladies that would be interested in joining him and Maria? He said he did and he would check with them. He got back to me soon and said that he had found another lady. Annie. She was in her mid 40's, very bi, and looked very nice from the pix he sent. I sent some pix of Maria to forward to her and she liked them as well. Lance was good at this stuff!

We have a few rules we follow when Maria goes out on her "hot wife" dates. I fucked her for the last time on Wednesday night. So her pussy would be nice and fresh for Saturday. Then on Thursday I'm not allowed to play with Maria but I can masterbate and cum. (I did! Watched a lot of videos of FMF 3sums.) On Friday I'm allowed to masterbate but I can't cum. (Still watched a bunch of 3sum videos but didn't cum. Got myself totally worked up.) On Saturday, the day of Maria's date, I'm not allowed to touch my cock. At all. All day. Except to pee of course. (Still watched 3sum videos when I could! But didn't touch my cock.) Also on Saturday before Maria goes out she picks out a pair of her panties for me to wear while she's out getting fucked. (I did remind her about that. Cucking from the bottom!) Maria told me she was going to take a shower at 5 and I should put the panties on then.

We had agreed that Maria would drive into the city and meet Lance and Annie at his place at 7pm. On Saturday both Maria and I were really nervous and excited. I helped her pick out what she was going to wear including her lingerie. It always drives me crazy to help pick out the things she'll be wearing when she plays. She was going to wear a black leopard skin print dress with a plunging neckline and spaghetti straps with garters and stockings. We agreed that I would take the kids out to dinner at around 5:30. Then Maria could slip out the door at around 6 and drive to the city. Once she parked near our friend she would text me and then I would text Lance and let him know she was there. Then he would meet Maria outside. This also meant that when I took the kids out to dinner I was sitting there in my jeans but wearing a pair of Maria's panties. I'm not into crossdressing per say but it's more the feeling of wearing her panties on these special occasions that drives me crazy. Knowing that the reason I'm wearing them is because Maria is going to go out and get fucked that night. So it only happens a couple of times a year.

Maria got there a few minutes early. She texted me and told me to wait a few minutes until I texted him to let him know she was ready. She wanted to change from her sensible driving shoes into high heels. Soon enough she texted me that she was good to go. I texted Lance and he told me that he would go outside and meet Maria. Then I started to wait.

I also did another thing that is part of our routine. I put on my leather cock harness around my cock. I have a leather cock harness that Maria bought for me for these occasions. It wraps around my cock and has velcro straps to make it tight. It also has a strap to wrap around my balls so if my cock starts to get hard it tugs on my cock. Not as hard core as the CB2000 things with the key but nice.

At around 7:10 I cracked and send Lance a text asking him if it was all good. He send back a text saying it was all good.

At 7:22 (I love how you can check the times in texts) I got a text from Maria. "Waiting for friend to arrive"
Then she wrote, "Once she gets here I'll be heading in the closet and hiding until she is tied up and blind folded"
"Then I'll call you and leave the phone by the bed"
"Sssshhhh"
"Still waiting she is here but not in the room yet"
"I'll call very soon, you'll need to put it on mute right away"

It was at this point that I did another part of our routine. I put in my butt plug. I put it in when I know Maria's playing and fucking. I also wrapped the leather strap from my cock harness around my balls. I was ready for Maria to play now! I was dressed in her panties with a butt plug up my ass, a cock leather cock harness around my cock and a leather strap wrapped around my balls. I had on a pair of comfy pajama pants and a T shirt and I settled in. It was on!

Then a few minutes later my phone rang. It was Maria. I had on my bluetooth headphones. I listened but I couldn't hear a thing. After a minute or two I went and laid down in our bed so I could close my eyes and concentrate. I thought I would raise the volume as high as I could and hit the volume button. But I hit the wrong button and hung up the phone call. FUCK!

I thought Maria would call me right back but she didn't. I wasn't sure what to do? So I waited a bit. Then I sent a message to our friend Lance. Asking him if he could please ask Maria to call me back. Sorry for the interruption. Nothing

I finally cracked after about 10 minutes and tried calling Maria back. Nothing. It went straight to her voicemail. I really didn't know what to do. So I texted her after a bit and apologized for hanging up on her and asked if she could give me a call back. Nothing.

So I waiting ten more minutes and called again. This time she answered. I put the phone on mute. I could soon hear the sound of Maria cumming. I could hear the sound of another lady making groaning sounds and Lance groaning as well. But I had no idea what was happening.

But the sounds were so fucking hot. They would rise and fall. It sounded like there was a lot of licking and sucking going on. Not much fucking yet. But every once in a while. I could hear Maria start to cum hard. The sound was terrible though. I could barely hear what was going on. Did Maria have her phone on speakerphone or regular phone?

Were they sucking Lance's cock together? Was Maria eating Annie's pussy? Was Annie eating Maria's pussy while she sucked Lance? My mind was filled with images and I listened to the sounds. I also knew she would tell me all about it when she got home. The sounds were still driving me crazy.

I would hear talking and laughing once in a while but it was long stretches of moaning and groaning and the sound of both Maria and Annie cumming. Totally amazing and hot to listen to. At around 8:50 it sounded like they took a short break and chatted for a bit? By 8:55 I could hear Maria moaning and groaning and cumming again. The way it sounded I guessed that Annie was eating Maria's pussy?

At around 9:10 I heard a sound that sounded familiar. The sound of Maria cumming with a cock in her mouth. I've heard that sound before. Her cumming but muffled. At least that's what I thought I heard? I was going crazy listening to this.

I also think I mentioned earlier that one of our rules when Maria goes out is that I'm not allowed to touch my cock all day that day? Including when she plays. Every once in a while I would touch the leather cock harness around my cock because I wanted to stroke on my cock so badly. But I would stop myself from playing with my cock and masterbating while Maria was playing. This didn't stop me from leaking huge amounts of pre-cum from being so excited. The panties I was wearing were soaking wet. As soon as I would really hear Maria cumming hard I would get hard as well. Part of the plan was that once Maria got home she would tell me all about her adventures. Then I would maybe get to fuck her as well (depending on how sore and tired she was) but that at the very least I could stroke my cock then while she was telling me about it and cum all over her. I was hoping to give her a facial.

At around 9:30 it sounded like they were taking a break? A could hear talking but I couldn't make out a word anyone was saying. I wanted to see if I got any texts or anything but I was afraid to push any buttons on my phone. I didn't want to hang up on Maria again by accident. I heard Lance say "what kind of food do you like?" and then they all chatted for a bit. When I listened to them talking I couldn't really hear what they were saying but I could tell the differences in their voices. Maria really was there with Lance and another lady. The whole idea still made my head swim. Maria was in the middle of having a 3sum with another couple. This was HOT!

At around 9:50 or so I had to deal with real life. Make sure our son had taken the medicine he has to take before going to bed and take a shower and get off the computer. I reluctantly took off my headphones and went downstairs from our master bedroom where I had been sitting and listening to Maria and her friends. I got him going for the night and went back upstairs. I put back on my headphones. It was now 9:58. I couldn't tell exactly what was going on? It seemed like there was a lot less talking.

All of a sudden I could hear Maria cumming and cumming hard. Something was happening again. My cock got instantly hard again in the leather harness. Was Maria getting fucked?

Then I heard it. Slap slap slap. The sound of skin on skin. Definitely the sounds of Maria getting fucked.

"Oh my god. Oh Oh Oh! Yes!!! Oh my god. Yes yes yes!! OH!!!"

I could hear that.

Then at 10:08 I heard Maria say "I'm going to hang up now. You can text me (I think is what she said)" and she then she hung up. Where they done? I was finally able to check my phone. No texts or any pictures or anything from Lance.

I texted Maria
"That was amazing"
"Thank you!"
"Are you done?"

nothing...

I texted Lance
"Wow"
"Did you take pix?"

nothing...

Then at 10:17 I got a text from Maria. "Yes" was all it said. I assumed that meant they were done?

Then my phone rang. I answered and tentatively said "Hello?"

Maria said she was on the way home. I asked her if she was in her car and she said she was. She started to tell me a little bit about it. Her neck was really sore. She hoped I could hear everything and she was a little disappointed when I told her I could barely hear anything. She told me that was probably because at the start she was tied up and he was whispering things for her to do things like sit on her face. I told her to drive safe and get home and she could tell me all about it. I cleaned up. Took off her panties and the cock harness and took out my butt plug. My balls were aching at this point. I couldn't wait for her to get home and tell me all about it and hopefully play with her some more.

As I was putting away my computer in the basement I heard footsteps above. I thought it was our son getting out of the shower. All of a sudden I remembered that when we were talking on the phone Maria had asked me to pour a glass of water for her for when she got home. She was super thirsty. I ran upstairs and saw her sipping on a glass of water. Doh! Too late. Our son was up also as was our daughter. Instead of a nice quiet sexy rendezvous it was a family reunion! lol

Once again real life was intruding a bit on the fantasy. But the kids had no idea. Maria had changed into yoga pants, a T shirt and sweatpants before she headed home. She was not looking super sexy. She had done it in case the kids were up. Smart move. It was also, in a funny way, all part of the tease for me. I was going crazy once again! I wanted to know what happened!!

Soon enough the kids were in their rooms and we practically ran to our room! We both got naked. My cock was already super hard. I asked Maria if she could stroke my cock while she told me all about what happened. I took out my phone and found the Voice Memos app, turned it on, and held my phone right next to her face. She licked her fingers to get them wet and started to run rings around the head of my cock, teasing me, and started to tell me her story. This is what she told me.

"Are you recording?"
"Yes"
"So I arrived, and the other person wasn't there yet. The other lady. And you know that after I parked I put on my sexy high heels that I hardly ever wear. So then he came out in front of his place and met me. Then he said, why don't you go ahead, I need to grab something from my car, and it's on the top floor on the right. The door is open. So then he let me in the lobby and I walked up three flights of stairs in my wobbly high heels. I was in his apartment all alone which was kind of nice because I could take off my jacket and sweater before he got there so he could see me in the sexy dress I was wearing.

So...  then he came up and he kind of showed me around his place a little bit. The last stop of course was his bedroom... and he already had the bedroom set up with a set of cuffs on the headboard. He said what he wanted to do was, after his other friend came, was to tie her up and blindfold her and then have us play with her. And then we would switch and I would be tied up and blindfolded. But I would hide in the closet when she came in so it would be a surprise. So she wouldn't know what I looked like or anything.

Then he said but first since she's not going to be here for another ten or fifteen minutes that he wanted to eat me. So then he just pushed up my dress and started to eat me. On the bed. He liked my garter belt and stockings. I told him that I should call you but he said we could call later once Annie showed up. So I thought that I would just tell you about this part later. Then he started to finger me and made me cum really hard for the first time. Then he wanted to 69 so we did that for a little bit. I was on the top sucking his cock while he licked my clit.

Then he had to get things ready for when Annie arrived. She was going to be there soon and she liked to have a drink ready for her.

He asked me to get in the closet while he got everything ready for her. He went out and made her a drink while I got in the closet and hid. I heard her come in. I was in one place but then moved so I could see though the cracks a little better and see them get ready.

He really wanted me to be quiet. They went into his room and she got naked and he got her ready and cuffed her to the bed and blindfolded her. Then he took a few pictures. You should be getting a LOT of pictures and videos later. Then he had me come out while she was lying on her tummy. With the blindfold on and the cuffs on. That's when I called you. Lance got out massage oil and massaged her all over. So she had four hands rubbing her all over with this massage oil. She had an amazing ass and legs. You could tell that she worked out regularly. I think she really enjoyed it. The massage and the attention.

Then after a while he flipped her over. Lance wanted me to eat her while he was massaging her some more. She was still cuffed and blindfolded. So then I went down between her legs and started to eat her pussy while he was still massaging her and playing with her.

Then he uncuffed her and then he had her eat me. I was on my back and he started to fuck her from behind. and then...  it started to get to be a bit of a blur. I'm having a hard time remembering. Can I just tell you some of the things that happened?

Then I think it was right after that when I turned around under her and tried to suck and lick on her clit while Lance was fucking her. Annie leaned over and started to lick my clit as well so we were in a 69 at that point. So she was eating my pussy also.

Then he flipped her over and he really wanted me to kiss her while they were playing and he was fucking her. So then while he was fucking her and I was kissing her he would reach over and finger my pussy and play with me making me cum over and over again. He was really making me cum a lot by playing with me with his fingers while I was kissing her.

Did I mention to you that he was fucking her bareback? He asked me before we started if I did bareback and I said no but he did it with her.

So what else happened? At one point she was riding him and I went behind them and started to play with his balls. I rubbed that spot right below the balls and between the ass. You know what I'm talking about. It was driving him crazy. It drove him so crazy that he came and filled her pussy up with cum.

Then he wanted me to eat the creampie."

I was stunned at this point. This was a MAJOR fantasy of mine. Fuck. I said, "Did you do it?"

Maria said, "Uh huh. She got on her back and I started to lick the cum out of her. I got between her legs and started to lick all of the cum that was flowing out of her pussy. Lance got some really good videos of that. He should be sending them to you. Her husband wants copies also. Did I mention that she is a hot wife as well and he was at home listening to all the fun also?

Then he made me squirt all over the place. Then we took a break. I know I'm missing a bunch of stuff but he took a bunch of pictures."

I said, "It sounded to me like you took a break and then he fucked you and made you cum a bunch. Am I wrong?"

"Yeah. So after we took a break he asked if he could have some one on one time with each of us. I went first. He took me into his room and he fucked me for a nice long time and I came over and over and over again. I was really worn out by this point so I decided to head home. Then he was going to fuck Annie for a while. Who knows? Maybe they're still at it?

There was a bunch of other stuff that happened but I have a hard time remembering it all. Let's see...  He really liked fucking her from behind while she was eating me. I think we did that two of three different times? And then ummm....  he also really liked it when I was eating her. A LOT. That's why my neck is so sore. He would often have her just suck him while I was eating her while she was on her back. And ummm.. he would really like it when I would try to lick and suck her clit while he was fucking her in various ways. Some of which were more successful than others! lol

Just variations on this and that. There was one point when he was fucking her from behind and she was eating me and she was playing with my breasts. I really liked that."

By this time I was about to explode. I asked Maria if I could fuck her some and then cum all over her face. I got my phone ready in camera mode and ready to record a video. She got up and leaned over the bed so I could fuck her from behind. I got out a pillow so she could kneel down on the floor next to the bed and suck my cock and get a good facial. Once we were ready Maria leaned over the side of the bed. I spread the lips of her pussy and put my cock inside of her. As soon as I entered her she started to cum hard and squeeze my cock. I fucked her hard and deep from behind while all the thoughts of what she had done earlier swam through my head. Wow. I love Maria. She is amazing!

My balls were still slightly aching and I had a feeling I would have a massive orgasm. I started to feel like I was going to cum and pulled out. Maria got on her knees and started to suck my cock that was still covered in her cum. This was a bonus for me! I love it when she does that but usually she doesn't like to lick up her own cum like that. She was clearly in a lust filled haze. I thought I was close but it took me a little while to cum. Maybe it was the case of blue balls I had? It was hot though. Maria teased my cock for about ten minutes. Licking and sucking and stroking me until I was on the edge. When I grabbed my phone to take get ready to take a video she knew I was close and started to suck my cock faster and deeper. I hit record and it was perfect. I shot a massive load of cum.

In the video you can see the first shot land on her right breast. The next shot flies over her shoulder and lands in her hair. The next shot lands on her forehead. Then another spirt lands on her nose and upper lip. She opens her mouth and the next shot lands on her tongue. Then one shot on goes one side of her face and another shot goes on the other side of her face. I cover her in cum. Paint her face as they say. It is/was amazing. Better than 99% of most porn and very real. She laughs at the end in joy and happiness. The end of an amazing night. I sent a text to Lance with the video. I hope he likes it.

But it wasn't then end. I was still so worked up that my cock was still hard. We got back on the bed and I started to fuck Maria from on top. I felt like a teenager again. I just love to look at her breasts bouncing back and forth when I fuck her from on top. We got out our wireless Hitachi wand and I put it on her clit while I fucked her. Maria started to cum again hard. While I was fucking her I could swear that I could smell cum on her breath. I thought about her eating that creampie just a few hours earlier and leaned down and gave her a kiss. I swear I could taste cum in her mouth still. Between the wand and her pussy cumming all over my cock and all the thoughts of what she had done that night I didn't last long. I was soon was ready to cum again and pulled out and covered her with cum again. It was a huge second load. Maria laughed and said that she could tell that I enjoyed the night almost as much as her! She cleaned up a bit, I gave her another deep kiss and tucked her in for the night. She was spent.

I on the other hand was still bouncing off the walls. What an amazing night!!! I had to sit down and finish up this blog post/story. I transcribed the voice memo and finished the story. Now it's time to go to bed myself. Lance hasn't sent any of the pix/videos yet. I suspect he's worn out! I can't wait to see them tomorrow. Something else to look forward to! Life is good! :-)



Friday, March 2, 2018

Getting too old for this! lol

OMG. Last weekend was amazing. But Maria and I are still recovering three days later! We were joking that we're getting too old for this. On the other hand we had an absolutely amazing weekend. It was one of those weekends that would be a dream/fantasy for so many couples.

First of all. It's my birthday this week. When we celebrate our birthdays in our house we don't just celebrate the day. We celebrate the whole week if we can! I love to do hot sexy swinger stuff during my birthday week. This week my birthday was sort of in the middle of the week so we planned stuff for the weekend before and after my birthday. Bookends.

It all started last Saturday night at The Environment party. It was a hotel take over party. We had a room booked on the 3rd floor which was the "party" floor. The entire 3rd floor was where the party would be. People had rooms booked on the 2nd floor, and the 1st floor was for the vanilla folks who had no idea what was going on above them.

There were a lot of couples there and a LOT of single guys. The rules were that if your door was closed please do not disturb. If your door was cracked you were open to play but you should come in and ask first. If your door was open you were open to play. You had to ask first still of course but come on in! We left our door open almost all night. That's how we roll! We were there to play.

Maria basically was playing with one guy after another from 9:30 till 2 in the morning. She took a few small breaks but basically she was playing the entire time. It was amazing! I watched her suck and fuck guy after guy after guy. We also met a really nice guy there that we would like to get together with again. He was super cool and chill and really liked Maria's curves.

Oh. I totally forgot to mention that we had some friends visiting for the weekend. Our friends Alex & Brenda who we met last summer in Pittsburg were in town for the weekend. We had been talking to them for months about a good time to visit. This hotel party sounded perfect. They could get a room and we could get a room.

In a funny way the whole night was a sexual haze. So much going on. Most of the time I would watch Maria. But sometimes I would wander down the hall and see what else was going on. Some of the rooms had their doors closed. Some rooms were open with people playing. Some rooms were open with people just drinking and talking. I noticed that our room was one of the few rooms where it seemed like there was play going on the entire time.

So by the time we got home at 3 in the morning Maria could already barely walk. To be honest my cock was sore from the amount of playing I did and from just stroking myself for four hours straight while I watching Maria getting fucked!

Then on Sunday we had plans to meet our friends Alex and Brenda again in the evening for a small group party. We usually don't play two days in a row but our friends were in town and we wanted to have fun with them. We had put up a hot date ad and went with a couple of the best responses. We thought 4 couples would be fun.

On Sunday we had one couple cancel on us but the other couple sounded like they were really looking forward to it. We were going to have a fun 6sum! Alex and Brenda checked into their hotel room in the afternoon and texted us the room number. We texted the other couple, Aaron and Maddie, the room number as well. We were going to meet at 5pm and hopefully play until around 8. The problem was that Maria and I were still feeling tired and sore from the night before!

We got there at around 5:05 and it turned out that Alex and Brenda had gotten there right before us. Perfect timing! We talked for about 20 minutes and then it was on. It was amazing as it turned out. Fantastic group sex! Yes, we all swapped partners but we also constantly switched around in different combinations. It was the best kind of group sex.

One minute Maria and Maddie would be sucking my cock together while I looked over at Alex and Aaron fucking Brenda together. Then I would be fucking Maddie while she was sucking Alex's cock while Maria and Brenda played with Aaron, and etc etc...  It seemed like we tried just about every combination. Even though we were tired we had so much fun that we didn't mind one bit. One of my favorite moments was when Brenda asked me to fuck her in the ass. She told me that if she lay on her back and I fucked her ass from the top it sometimes made her squirt. We tried it and she started to cum hard. Soon enough I felt a warm gush around my cock. She smiled and told me I was making her squirt. It was awesome! That had never happened to me before.

We staggered out of the room at around 7:30. We had ended up fucking and sucking for almost 2 hours. Now we REALLY could barely walk! Luckily for us we had the next day off. It was a three day weekend for us. I also still had some very fun plans for the following weekend! A fun GB/orgy party at our favorite GB club, Midwest Fantasy Adventures. Happy birthday to me!