Saturday, February 25, 2017

Unfortunate Music Choices

I like to listen to music when I fuck. Get into the rhythm! I went on a date recently with a fave lady friend of mine. She's "cool" so I decided to play one of my favorite recent playlists that I've been getting into on Apple Music. The Post Punk playlist. I love post punk...

I hit shuffle and it all seemed good at the beginning. The first song that popped on was "Warm Leatherette" by the Normal. Perfect! Good fucking music in my book.


To be honest the next hour was a blur. We fucked and licked and kissed and sucked and rolled around and had fun. The music wasn't a "problem". We barely noticed it.

Then I came and she came one last time and we cuddled in post coital bliss. "Damaged Goods" by the Gang of Four came on. This is one of my favorite songs of all time. I love it but...  wrong time wrong place it seemed...

"Your kiss so sweet
Your swear so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your back
Sweat's running down your neck
Heated couplins in the sun"



It was weird...  kind of ruined the mood... We tried our best to just cuddle and ignore it and relax. But the next song started soon enough. "The Closet" by Lydia Lunch and the Teenage Jerk.



My favorite rock critic of all time, Lester Bangs, once described her voice as sounding like a cross between fingers on a chalk board and a cat getting its tail pulled. Shrieky and horrible. Perfect for an angsty punk rock night but NOT sexy at all! My friend turned to me and said, "Can you PLEASE turn that off?!"

I put the "Chill Music" playlist on instead and we started to fuck some more. But it was an unfortunate music choice on my part! Doh! 

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Party People

Sometimes I think we're weird swingers. In that we don't like to drink and dance all night. We would rather chat for a bit and actually play and have sex for hours. Is that so strange?!

One of the things that we're a little worried about on the cruise is the whole "party people" scene. Every night there is a theme night. Green Night. Fantasy Night. Lingerie Night. It appears that these themes are an excuse to get in a big room with a DJ pumping the music and people drinking and dancing for hours.

Maria found this video from the last cruise, and to be honest it horrified her!!

https://vimeo.com/148906539?ref=em-share

This is just so NOT our scene!

While this video might have surprised Maria a bit it wasn't a surprise to me. In fact I had mentioned to her a few weeks ago that I thought it would be sort of like that. I also said, and I still think this, is that I wouldn't mind just going for it one night. Trying to be a "party person". I actually like to dance. I like EDM music. But I also like to be able to chill and talk to the person next to me. It's not a scene I'm usually comfortable with. But maybe we can go in? Check it out for 15 minutes, and then leave?! Just so we can say we did it?!

One of the whole things about the cruise though (we think) is that the theme night dance parties won't be the only way to meet people. At least we hope so!

Monday, February 20, 2017

Cruise update - One Month To Go!!!

The swinger cruise is only a month away! Wow!!!

We've talked to a bunch of people and read message boards and learned more about what to expect. It sounds amazing! It should be very interesting at the very least...

I was saying to Maria the other night. At first I was really excited about the sex part of it all. Then I started to learn more about the cruise part of it all. Then I got excited about that. Any sex would be the icing on the cake. Then as it's gotten closer I've started to get excited about both! lol

We went online tonight and sat down and booked one of our "excursions". At each of the ports the swinger travel agency has set up special "swinger" excursions for the party people on the boat. At Cozumel they've booked a water park. So we could spend the day hanging out naked at the water park with a bunch of other swingers. At Progresso they've set up something that sounds a little more interesting. A day at a Hacienda that was built in the 1500's. With a DJ and naked dancing and playrooms.

Because we're "introverted" swingers we're going to go a different route. At the Progresso port we were planning taking the excursion to Chichen Itza. But Uxmal was another choice. We did some research online and it looks like Uxmal would be much more up our alley. It's supposed to be more "beautiful" and interesting. A little more compact and much less crowded. There is a pyramid there as well it's just not quite as tall. It also looks like they still let you climb up it unlike Chichen Itza. It's also a little closer to the ship so it will take less time to get there and back. We booked it tonight. $158 for the two of us. I think it will be something we'll remember for the rest of our lives.

At Cozumel we found a really great store that people seem to love. They sell Day of the Dead stuff and fresh vanilla and Mexican pottery. We think we're going to just do our own thing and take a cab to the store and then walk back to the ship. A chill day walking around the coast of the island.

Researching the whole cruise thing has been fascinating for us. The main thing in a funny way is, "how does it work? How do we meet people? How do we hook up?" The biggest factor in this equation is that if you're in a boat in the middle of the ocean your cell phones won't necessarily be working. You can't depend on going to SLS or the web or Messaging or KiK or all the things that we do. You can purchase a wireless plan for about $120/device. That means for each computer and/or cell phone. We think we'll do one device. So our access will be limited. Access will be limited for everyone. We're still not sure how it will all work.

So what do people do? Well, it turns out that the doors and walls of the ship are made out of steel. So people hang white boards on their doors! So people write messages to each other about trying to meet at certain times and places. If you know someone's cabin number you can pick up the phone in your cabin and call them. (So old fashioned!) If they're not there you can leave a VM. People print our business cards with their cabin number on them beforehand to hand out to people that they like. It all seems so old school!

But then each day there are also social meetings. There is a schedule for all the events on the ship every day. Meet and greets. Classes and seminars on swinger topics. So we assume we'll meet people that way? There are also the theme rooms each day that are supposed to start in the afternoons. These are something we're really looking forward to! Each day there will be rooms/suites set up with different themes. BDSM. All Girl. Orgy. Bi. BBC. It sort of reminds me of DisneyLand! What theme land do we want to visit?! Orgy Land, All Girl Land, or Bi Land?!! We assume we'll meet people there as well? Then there is the 24/7 orgy deck on the top of the boat. We can't wait to check that out. Don't think we'll be hitting that during the day so much but it sounds like it would be awesome at night. An orgy under the stars. Although we're also heard that it can get a little chilly at night? So we'll see...

We've also been writing messages back and forth with other couples who are going on the cruise. It looks like we've got a couple of fantastic prospects lined up already. Couples that we're really looking forward to meeting. We're kind of wondering if we should try to nail them down a little more? The cruise is only five days. Make "dates" for each evening? We almost already could do that from what I can tell. We've already started to talk to more than five couples. One of the things I want to do is really sit down with Maria and look at everyone again. It sounds sort of weird to say this but "rank" them in terms of who we're the most interested in. What we've learned of course over the years is that you never know what people are going to be like in real life so we'll have to see how it goes once we meet some of these people.

One of the other things we've learned, and this was a little surprising at first, but I guess shouldn't have come as a huge surprise is, there are all sort of types/levels of swingers who will be going. For us this seems as sort of a "varsity level" swinger type of event. Perhaps it's because we've been doing this for 20 years and never done anything like this? So when we first signed up I assumed that everyone else signing up would be experienced full swap swingers. What we've learned is that there will be all types. There will be a lot of just naturalists/nudists who aren't interested in swinging at all. There will be the newbies. There will be the soft swingers. It does seem like there will be a lot of full swap experienced swingers as well. We wish there was a way that you could easily tell people apart like wrist bands or something! It seems like basically we'll have to use our words.

One of the other things we've read about is the whole sea sickness thing. We're both a little worried about that. Maria more than me. We've talked about how there is that small possibility that we'll both get sick and spend the whole trip barfing. It could happen! We've accepted that possibility and if it happens we'll know that the cruise thing just isn't for us. That's one of the reasons we went with a shorter 5 day cruise for our first time.

The main thing is that it's now a month away! We have something planned for next weekend that I won't say another word about because I'm afraid of the bragging curse. Then we're planning on shutting it down for that three weeks or so. Not do any swinging stuff with other people. Just think about the cruise. Build up the anticipation.......

Saturday, February 18, 2017

3 for 3!

So after my "brag" post a few weeks back I meant to post a quick follow up. I had three different exciting plans lined up. I mentioned that often at least one of two things won't work out. Then I posted about my plans which meant that surely I was going to curse myself. Well the curse didn't work. All three plans worked out. Three for three!

The only "issue" was our final date. The third one. We were going to meet a new couple that we had been dying to meet. They seemed really nice and cool. The only "issue" we had with them was that they showed up almost two hours late. wtf?! It sort of pissed us off. We're pretty much "on time" kind of people. We stress if we're going to be 15 minutes late when we're meeting people. We would NEVER show up two hours late. We had fun once they showed up but really?!

I was thinking about it...  what would we have done when we were first starting and all of this was still fresh? Maybe waiting for them wouldn't have bugged us? Maybe the anticipation of waiting would have turned us on? The build up? I wonder?