Date Night Packing List

Condoms
Lube
Njoy Butt Plug
Njoy Double Ended Dildo
Bluetooth Speaker
USB cables for iPhone and Speaker
Waters
Chocolate Cookies
Strawberries
Beer
Porno DVDs (the hotel's WiFi sucks and they actually have DVD players in the rooms!)
T Shirt
Clean Underpants
Toothbrush and Toothpaste
5 Hour Energy Drink

Think we're good to go!

My Penis

This is one of those posts that I'm writing because I can't talk to my friends or coworkers about it. So I'm going to tell this little tale here.

So it all started about a month and a half ago. My work schedule is a little weird. Once a month I have to work on the weekends but then I get the Friday and Monday off. I got home from work on Sunday and checked the swinger site. I ended up getting in a chat conversation with a single bi lady who said she was looking for both couples and gentlemen to play with. I thought that Maria and I might work out well as we could both play with her or I could.

Her pix were very nice but she didn't have any face pix. She seemed very interested in meeting, and meeting soon. Like after work on Monday. She wanted to meet both of us first though which I understood. The problem was that it was during Maria's period. She really just wanted to stay home and wasn't interested in meeting a lady on a Monday after work. I was off on Monday so it was fine with me. I explained to her that Maria wouldn't be able to make it. I thought I was really clear about that.

At one point we switched over to KiK to chat more. When she told me her KiK name I was surprised. It was Amy Chopra. Chopra I knew, or thought, was a fairly common Indian surname. Was I chatting with an Indian woman? I didn't ask because I usually don't like to make race an issue. On the other hand, I have to admit, I find Indian women totally hot. All time fantasy for me. There are basically two things on my swinger bucket list. Sex with an Indian woman and a reverse GB. Was one of them going to happen?

After a bit more she asked if we could exchange face pix. I sent her one of me and she sent me one of her. She was dressed in a Sari. She was also really cute I thought. Wow... She still really wanted to meet us together but I explained that Maria just couldn't make it. We agreed that if we met I could call, or even Facetime, Maria on my phone and the two of them could chat for a bit. She said she was fine with that. She also asked me if I could shave my cock if we met. She didn't like any hair down there.

Now...  a little back story. A few years back I met a swinger lady who was working on learning how to wax people and was offering free waxing jobs. I thought it would be a fun surprise for Maria so I took her up on her offer. It turned out to be a disaster. It turned out that I had very sensitive skin down there. When my pubic hairs grew back in after a few weeks I had ingrown hairs everywhere. It was super itchy and painful and bumpy and not fun. Took me out of commission for a few weeks.

So I told her that I would trim myself short but I didn't think I should shave. She was OK with that. She asked me if she could call me before work in the morning. At around 8:30 so we could make plans. She wanted to meet near her work, and if we liked each other go to a hotel. Wow...  I was excited!

I told Maria what was up and she sort of laughed. She knew my thing about Indian women so she told me to go for it and have fun! On Monday morning she called. She totally had that cute high pitched Indian accent that I find so sexy. We chatted for a bit and told each other how excited we were to meet. I explained once again that Maria wouldn't be able to make it but I had told her everything and she was fine with me calling or Face-timing when we met. We figured out a Starbucks that was close to her work where we could meet at around 5:30. We also figured out what hotel we could go to if it all worked out well and we wanted to take it to the next step. She was game it seemed.

Here is where I was a dumbass. I was so excited about meeting her that I wanted everything to be perfect. I decided I would try to shave my cock for the first time. I rationalized in my mind that shaving would be different than being waxed. When you get waxed they pull the hairs out by the roots. Shaving was different right? It wouldn't be so bad. It would be OK. She would love that I shaved my cock for her. I also rationalized that if it worked out well it would be great for the cruise. I could shave before we left and it would all be good. I did it in the shower and it wasn't so bad. Easy. Didn't cut myself or anything like I feared. It wasn't a big deal and it did make my cock nice and smooth.

I drove down to meet her. Traffic was terrible and it was a nightmare to get there. I found the Starbucks and pulled into the lot. I sent her a message that I had just parked. She told me to come and meet her in her car that was parked a few spaces away. I found her car, opened the door, and sat in the passenger seat. She took a look at me and said, "Where is your wife? I thought she would be here?"

What?

I thought I had been totally clear about that. Why did she agree to the whole phone call thing? I told her that we could call her like we planned but she said, "I thought your wife would be here. I'm not comfortable doing anything with you unless I meet her first."

It lasted about three minutes. She barely even looked at me. It was weird. Part of me wanted to get mad and tell her WTF? But I figured that would get me nowhere. I ended up slinking out of her car and going back to mine. I called Maria and let her know that I was headed home. She was really surprised. When I told her what happened she thought it was really weird as well. I drove back home.

I still wonder what happened? My current theory was that, unfortunately, I just wasn't her "type" when she saw me. That first, initial, gut feeling/instinct. I personally believe in lust at first sight.

I was fine for about a week. Then it started to happen again. The ingrown hairs. The itching. It was bad again.

Then it got worse. It seemed like my whole penis turned red. It was like I had a sunburn. I tried triple antibiotic. I tried A&D. But nothing seemed to work. There were a few days when I thought it was getting better and then it would get worse again. I started to get flaking. Then it started oozing a clear discharge. It really was like I had a bad sunburn. Nothing I was doing was helping. All of this was happening over a few weeks.

After about three weeks of it being really bad I decided I had to go to the doctor. I had been putting it off because the whole situation was so embarrassing. What would I say?! But clearly I needed professional help. I was having trouble sleeping at night because it was so itchy and painful. Whatever I was doing clearly wasn't helping. It seemed to be getting worse and worse.

So I called my boss and let her know that I was sorry but I had to go into urgent care for a nagging problem. My kids freaked out when they found out I was going to see a doctor. I never go to the doctor except for my yearly checkup. I must have had a serious problem!

I thought the visit would be really embarrassing. But when I explained my problem to the admitting person he acted like he had heard that story before. No biggie. I'm sure they've seen everything. The doctor who saw me was a young woman. Again, no biggie. I pulled down my pants and she took a look. She told me she thought it would be worse! It turned out I had a case of Jock Itch. A fungal infection. The doctor said she sees it all the time. It's common. I had just never had it happen to me before. All I needed to do was go to Walgreens and buy some Lamisil. Twice a day for two weeks then a few more days after I looked all clear just to make sure.

I was so glad I went! I used the stuff and felt instant relief. Two weeks have now gone by and it worked! My penis is back to normal and fine again. I have a big date later this week so this is a good thing!

I still hope someday I meet a hot Indian lady someday and have fun with her. But I will never ever shave my penis again!!!

Amazing night!

Dear readers. If you read my recent posts about putting together the party you may have thought that things were going bad on my end. Yes, the couples party turned out to be a bit of a disaster, and it didn't happen, but I forgot to mention a few things.

First of all. I/we have some REALLY fun dates lined up for the next month or two. So while the party didn't work out we have some other things coming up that we're really looking forward to. The cruise is still coming up in March! I need to write an update about that.

Yes, every couple cancelled on us. But we also had a lady friend who had wanted to check out the party. Our friend Margy who has been mentioned in the past. She wrote to us a few days ago wanting to know what was up with the party. We told her that all the couples had cancelled. So she asked me if we would be interested in getting together with her still for a fun 3sum. So it ended up being sort of funny. We ended up having an amazing 3sum tonight with a bi lady. The thing that 99% of swinger couples are looking for. It just sort of fell into our lap. Not what we were planning/expecting but our night ended up being very very nice!

It has also been a long time since we've had a 3sum with another bi lady. It's so hard to line up that we weren't really looking for it. It ended up being so much fun that I forgot why so many couples go for it! I think it helps that Margy is intelligent, easy to talk to, and drama free. She's a married lady who is a professional working mother. Her husband really likes it when she goes out and meets other people and has fun. It all worked out very well for all of us I think!

So while we didn't have a couples orgy party we ended up having what so many swinging couples are looking for, and we weren't really looking for it! I looked at the clock when we finished playing and realized that we played for about three hours straight. There was much double head. I fucked Maria while she ate Margy's pussy and the other way around. I fucked Margy in the ass while Maria spread her cheeks and watched me go in. At one point I put pillows down on the floor and had Maria kneel in front of me and Margy kneel in back. Maria gave me a nice blowjob while Margy gave me a rim job. It was so sensual. Amazing. One of my favorite moments was when I was about to cum. I had them both kneel in front of me and gave them a huge double facial. All of which I recorded on my iPhone. I could easily write a story about the amazing sex that night.

We also have another 3sum lined up in about a month with a lady we know from MFA. We're both really looking forward to that as well as we both already know her and really like her. So even though the party was cancelled believe me. Life is good!

Party poopers

So our party is officially a bust. In the past week we've had four different couples cancel on us. Wow. Amazing. Got the last email this morning. Another excuse/reason. I'm remembering now why I stopped doing this. So much work and then it can all fall apart like a house of cards just like that. Usually you deal with the 50% rule. Half the people you invite don't make it on the day of the party. We didn't even get that far!

The rational part of my brain says that it's just bad luck/timing. The emotional side of my brain says it's because we're obviously unattractive and boring and not fun. Sigh.

We have one of those rooms that you can cancel the day before. We think we'll just go ahead and chill this weekend and watch baseball instead. Just have fun at home the two of us. I'll probably try again in a few months. My plan was to do this four times a year. So we'll try again in January. I don't feel like putting in the work to set something up anytime soon. 

Party planning

So about five years ago we tried setting up a few hotel parties. We would rent a nice big hotel suite and get about 4 or 5 couples to join us for a small orgy. My memory was that one of them turned out fantastic then another didn't go so well. But we've been thinking it would be fun to set one up again.

We figured out a date that would work for us and reserved a hotel suite at a place we've been to many times. It's sort of a swingers mecca in the Chicago area. A lot of people have parties there because the rooms are really nicely laid out. A living room area in the middle with a kitchen off of it will a full fridge and stove and microwave. Then two bedrooms, each with a bathroom, off to each side. One with a king bed and the other with two twins. Perfect...

We started to contact all the couples we know. Right off the bat it seemed like a bunch of folks had conflicts or couldn't make it that weekend. We put up a hot date ad on SLS and got a few nice responses, and a few responses that we weren't interested in. We talked to some more friends and couples that we had played with before. We started to get some nice responses back. We soon had a nice little group with four couples and perhaps a single lady we knew. We thought that would be perfect! A nice little orgy.

Then one couple said they couldn't make it. We were still OK with that. Three couples and us would still be a lot of fun. Then with about a week and a half to go we got a message from another couple. They couldn't make it. Crap. They were also one of the couples we were really looking forward to seeing again. A couple that we really enjoy playing with. Sigh... now we were down to two couples and us. Which, to be honest, we thought would still be a lot of fun! I still had our hot date ad up as well. But we weren't getting any good responses.

Saturday was a week before the party. I thought I would send out a little "see you in a week!" message to the two couples that were still coming. I sent a text to one of the couples. I didn't expect to hear back from them since I knew they were on vacation. I got a note back from the other couple. They just found out that the lady half wouldn't be able to attend. He wanted to know if he could come on his own?

Nope. Sorry. Not what we were looking for. Furthermore. Crap. Really? All of a sudden we're down to just one other couple. We're wondering if we should just cancel the whole thing? We actually really want to meet this other couple though. They were the one couple that was coming that we haven't played with before. But now we feel sort of weird about it all. We were inviting them to this couples orgy party and now things just aren't working out.

I'm remembering now why we stopped doing this. It's a lot of work. But when the stars align and things work out these sorts of parties can be amazing. We'll see how it goes. We're still talking to a few people We still have our hot date ad up. Part of this is perhaps our own fault as well. We've gotten notes from a few couples that we weren't into for one reason or another. We can be picky. We would rather have a smaller party with just a few people that we're really attracted to.

So we'll see. Next Sat night was the night. We'll see what happens...

You never know...

There's something that's we've learned over the years that seems obvious when you point it out but it took us a while to figure out...  you just never know what another couple is into and what sort of couples they find attractive.

It sounds so obvious when you point it out but when we started in the lifestyle we looked for couples that pretty much looked like us. We assumed that since we were attracted to each other that we should look for couples that looked like us. It seems logical in a way. We were somewhat surprised when the first couple we played with turned out to be a stocky guy and a tall leggy blond. Sort of the complete opposite of us. I'm the tall skinny guy and Maria is the shorter curvy brunette.

Over the years we've been surprised sometimes when couples we thought would never be attracted to us were totally hot for us. We've also been surprised when couples that we thought seemed to be very much like us weren't into us. The point is you just never know.

It sort of makes it hard in a way! When you see a couple on a swinger site that you think is hot how do you know if they'll think you're hot also? We've learned at this point to be more patient and let folks reach out to us. It seems easier to just respond to the folks who are interested in us in the first place. We get enough interest that we have plenty of fun!

But you never know. Sometimes younger folks are into older folks and vice versa. Sometimes the thin couples are into the more thick couples and vice versa. Sex is awesome and amazing in that you just never know what will turn individual people on...

New things

Sometimes I think I've seen it all. But last night I saw Maria do two new things. They were totally hot...

We went to our fave GB club. One of the mottos of the club is "Where fantasies become memories". On the drive there Maria and I talked about her limits for the night. She surprised me a bit by saying that she thought it would be fun to say that after 10pm if any guys came on her she wasn't going to clean it up. She wanted to be covered in cum. It had always been a long time fantasy to do that but she thought that some guys weren't into that. She thought if she warned the guys about the time limit that if they were into it great. But if they weren't they had been warned.

So she was really looking forward to getting covered in cum.

The GB started and everyone started fucking. It seemed like it had been going for a while when I noticed that there were three guys around her jacking off. One of them started to fuck her but the other two were still stroking their cocks over her breasts. I told them that as far as I was concerned the time had come. It was after 10 as far as I was concerned.

The guy who was fucking her fucked her for a while longer but then moved away. One of the guys who was stroking his cock moved between Maria's legs and leaned over her and aimed his cock at her breasts. Maria (and I who was watching from the couch just a few feet away) could tell that he was going to cum soon. There was that build up. It took a minute or two but he soon erupted. He started to cum hard and shot several big shots of cum all over Maria's breasts.

But here was the amazing thing. Maria started to cum. I realized that nobody was stimulating her in any other way. Nobody was playing with her breasts. Nobody was fucking her or playing with her clit. It was all from the guy cumming on her. It set her off. She came hard. Really hard. Fuck. It was hot to see. I had never seen her do that before.

There were several more hours of fucking. I came four times that night. Whenever Maria is at the parties it always drives me crazy and turns me on so much that I cum a lot. Two times I came all over her breasts and face myself.

Then at the end of the party something else happened. The host of the party played with her at the end. He has a nice big cock. He started to fuck Maria from behind hard. He started to do this "thing" with his cock. Maria and I still aren't sure exactly what he was doing! He did this thing with the head of his cock. Going in and out really fast right at Maria's opening. It rubbed right against her g-spot. She started to cum harder than I think I had ever seen her cum. He fucked her for a good long time and did his trick on her a bunch. At one point he asked her to turn over. When she moved we all realized that there was a huge puddle under her. So when he did that trick on her it was making her squirt while she was cumming. She had squirted a few times while being fucked but nothing like that. Once again this was something new and amazing.

So two new and amazing things in one night that I had never seen Maria do. It's amazing to me that after all these years we are still doing new and exciting things. That is one of the reasons we love this lifestyle!

Rejection

I try to keep this blog positive for the most part. Even when I've done the "swinger nightmare" stories I've tried to keep them light and funny. But I've had a few recent experiences that have reminded me that swinging is sometimes kind of tough. You've gotta have a thick skin. You've gotta get used to being rejected.

It's a Saturday night. Right now there are two different hotel parties that are going on that we wanted to go to. Hotel parties with multiple couples playing with each other. Swinger orgies. Our fantasy. But we weren't invited. We were rejected. So we played together and fun together. I made Maria cum really hard and she passed out and went to sleep. So really I had a fantastic night and shouldn't complain but... here I am writing this blog post...

Sometimes it reminds me of high school. Mean girls and cliques. The same old thing. The cool/hot kids and the dorks. Feeling insecure and fat and ugly and dorky and shit.

The first party I knew we were long shots. I had seen their profile on SLS about a week ago. A couple where the guy was in his 40's and she was in her 20's. Their profile picture was a picture of her from behind. She had an amazing ass in a thong. Skinny and hot. They said they had parties every month or two with 4 or 5 couples and to write to them if you were interested in joining. I sent them a note asking them if we were worthy. It took them a few days to write back. It was nice of them to at least respond. They told us that they weren't interested. I noticed that they had a "hot date" ad up for tonight. They were having a party with 2 or 3 couples and were looking for a couple or two more to join them. I knew there was no point in sending them a note. They had already rejected us just a few days ago. Fuck. They're probably in a hotel room right now having an orgy and an amazing time. Fuck.

The second one was another couple that put up a hot date ad in SLS for a party tonight. They were pretty much our age. He was a bigger guy than me. She was skinnier than Maria and looked hot. They were also hosting a hotel party tonight and were looking for couples to join them. I looked at their certs. The other couples that had certified them were about our age and looked similar to us. I thought we had a good chance. I sent them a nice note. Nothing. No response. They even changed their ad after I sent them a note saying that they "were still looking for one more couple". Sigh... They are probably also right now having fun in a hotel room with 3 or 4 couples while we're at home.

This kind of thing happens all the time. I've learned at this point that you never know. Maybe Maria isn't attractive to the other couple? Maybe I look like too much of a dorky nerd? Who knows?

A few months ago a couple that we thought were "friends" put up a hot date ad on SLS looking for a bi lady to join them for the night. The lady's fave guy friend was going to be in town for night. He was a pro athlete and had an amazing cock. They were looking for a lady to join her and him for a 3sum. Maria was up for it and I was fine with her going out and joining her and him. They had talked about this guy before and how amazing he was when they had met before. We wondered why they didn't ask us about Maria joining the fun in the first place? We had told them that Maria wanted to play with him and her. We wrote back to them and reminded them that Maria would be happy to join in. They told us that he wasn't going to be able to make it. That it had been cancelled.

We ran into them at a party a few weeks later. The guy in the couple had a few beers and loosened up and started to talk about the amazing time his wife had recently with the pro athlete and another lady. They obviously lied to us. Sigh...

In many social situations I'm sure this would be considered a betrayal. A stab in the back. Something that could never be forgiven. But if we went to a party in a another month or so and they were there we would probably talk to them and act like nothing happened and play together. That's just how it is in the lifestyle. It sounds crazy but you try to not worry about stuff like that and move on.

Every day I get messages from guys and couples that I blow off and reject. We couldn't possibly have sex with all the people who send us notes. It's just not possible. It's all part of this game. It can eat you up or you can learn to deal with it. We've learned at this point that being rejected is part of the "lifestyle". If you can't deal with it you won't last long.

But a little part of me is still sitting here tonight thinking about what could have been...  damn...  it would have been fun to be rolling around in an orgy right now instead of staying at home for the night watching baseball, listening to tunes, and playing Civ 5. (not that I don't enjoy watching baseball, listening to tunes, and playing Civ 5!) and part of me knows that we already have some super amazing sexy plans already set up for the next week or two. So it's all good in the end!

But yes. Being rejected is a BIG part of swinging. You've gotta learn to deal with it. What is that song? Pleasure and Pain. I obviously still think it's worth it. For all the rejections that happen the good times that happen far out weigh the negatives. It's totally worth it in the end.

The secret to Double Penetration

Double Penetration is fucking amazing. It is also almost always in every MFM 3sum porn video. In porn they, first of all, always make it look easy, and secondly, always make it the climax, the end of the scene.

I am here to tell you from experience that it is NOT easy! lol

OMG. It's hard to get everyone in position correctly. Once you get there it's not easy to stay in position. Also, unlike porn, you've got to go slow and easy when you're getting that cock in the ass. In the porno movies the guys just ram it in there. Ouch!

With all the fumbling around and trying to get into position and all it's easy to lose your erection. A George Costanza moment. This is why I've learned that it's best to go for it more at the beginning of the MFM 3sum and not at the end. You've got to have two very hard cocks to make this happen.

I've also learned that sometime it helps, especially for the guy in the ass, to keep your hand down there keeping your cock aimed right and going in the right hole. This is another thing they would never show in a porno because you don't want that hand in the way blocking the view. Real "practical" sex is so different than porno sex.

I've been in two lovely MFM 3sums in the last month and both times the ladies wanted a DP. With these lessons learned we pulled it off both times really well. They were both amazing. The other thing about a good DP is that it really is amazing. One of the most hot and sexy things you can do I think. There's just something about it. The ladies always cum so hard if you can pull it off. For the guys having two cocks in there just makes everything all the more tight. The sensations are amazing. I love DP!

Final Payment

So last night we paid our final payment for the cruise. We're booked and good to go!

Over the weekend the swinger site that is setting up the cruise also opened up a new link. Couples who are going on the cruise can click on a link to put themselves on the list of attendees. It's a great way to perv out on who else is going. We clicked on the link to put ourselves on the list. Every day since then a few more couples sign up. It's been fun to check every day to see who else is going. It seems like most of the couples are about our age. A lot of them are skinny and hot. I'm already starting to feel a little nervous about "fitting" in. But there is also a big variety of people as well. All shapes and sizes. I've also noticed that 99% of the couples are white. I wonder if that's just how it will be? We're so used to going to parties that are very multicultural that it will be a little weird for us.

We've also started to get a few notes from other couples who are going on the cruise. It's exciting! Several of the couples who have written to us are REALLY hot. So this could be a lot of fun if we connect. So far I've been following my rule of letting them come to us. I've been checking out the other couples but I haven't written any notes to anyone yet. I'm seeing who sends us a note. In my experience if we go for the folks who write to us things usually tend to work out better. After all, they were the ones who were interested in us to start with.

I'm also trying to remember that we have seven months to go. A LONG time to see who writes us and who signs up to say they're going. But for the past few nights I've been dreaming about orgies on the boat all night.

Swingers Cruise

So...  we'll admit it. We have had some issues with credit card debt. Mainly built up while I was in grad school a few years back. But we're back on track and we've been making really good progress paying everything off. A few months ago I figured out that we would pay off our credit card sometime early in 2017 based on the pace we were going. I told Maria that I thought it would be really nice to plan something fun to celebrate. Something that we could actually pay for in cash pretty much as well because our credit card would be paid off.

My first idea was go to go back to New Orleans again. We LOVED it the last time we went a few years ago. I would have been happy to stay at the exact hotel we stayed at and go to Colette's again. It was the best swinger club we had ever been to. Then, to my surprise, Maria said, "why don't we look at the swinger cruises. I've heard those are really fun." We checked it out and there was one in March. Perfect. It also looked nice to us because it was a little shorter. Just a five day cruise instead of the normal seven day. It was a little cheaper because of that as well. We thought it would a great way to get our feet wet and see if we liked it.

We read more about it. We spent hours looking at all of the cabin choices and options. We read message boards with people talking about past cruises. It sounded like a lot of fun! There were theme rooms. There was a pool where you could do nude swimming with play rooms connected. There was a big orgy room on the top deck that was open. People said it was amazing to go to the top deck and play under the stars. Wow... it sounded fantastic.

We also checked out the payment plans and there were three payments. We realized that we had enough money in savings to pay for the first two payments in cash. Then we could save up for the final payment which was due in September. Our heads were spinning with excitement about actually being able to do this. We decided before we committed to anything that we would go to sleep and sleep on it. I didn't sleep a wink that night I think. My brain couldn't stop thinking about having an orgy under the stars on the top deck. When we woke up in the morning Maria admitted that she couldn't sleep all night either.

We also talked about it more and agreed that we totally wanted to do it. We were both really excited about the idea. So we looked at it a little more. We figured out exactly where we wanted to get a cabin on the boat. We went ahead and clicked on the buttons, put in our debit card number, and paid the downpayment. So we're doing it!!!  Maria and I will be joining 1000+ other swingers on the Bliss Cruise next March. We're SO looking forward to this!

I'm planning on keeping a travel diary while we're on the cruise and write updates about every day. Those should be some interesting blog posts!

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SLS and Topless Travel Presents the Bliss Cruise Spring 2017!

Ship:
CELEBRITY Summit

Date:
March 20th - March 25th, 2017

This is an 6-day / 5-night cruise leaving from Port
Everglades in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and sailing
to ports of call in Cozumel & Progeso, Mexico.

You won't want to miss the Exotic and Erotic Theme Nights,
Meet & Greets, Pool Parties, and Adult Games and so much
more! So go put your SEXY on and meet other hot couples
from all around the world on this Historic Party at Sea.

Come explore your WILD side on this floating PrivatePlayground!
This is a full ship clothing optional charter for couples only so
you can be assured there will be NO kids onboard. You'll have 
the best entertainment around, the largest play areas, Exotic
and Erotic Theme Nights, Themed Meet & Greets, Workshops
to enhance your relationship, Pool Parties, Adult Games, and
SOOOOO much more...

Insecure guys

So... first of all. I had an amazing 3sum tonight! With my friend J from MFA and Maggie who I haven't seen in months. We achieved the ultimate goal. A DP! They make it look so easy in the porn videos but it's not so easy in real life. But we did it and it was fantastic! We did the DP for at least 10 or 15 minutes. It was fucking hot. J came in her pussy. I pulled out of her ass. Cleaned up and switched condoms, fucked her in her pussy, and then gave her a huge facial.

When we were all basking in the afterglow and chatting a bit I brought up a recent thought.

I mentioned that while we had a nice 4sum a few weekends ago in Minneapolis I had a light bulb moment. A swinger epiphany.

Over the past few years Maria and I have had several "unfortunate" meetings with other couples. We would meet for drinks. The conversation would be great. Everything would seem to be going well. Then we would get behind closed doors, as they say, and the clothes would come off. We would start to kiss and lick and suck. My cock would get hard. Julia would get horny and ready to fuck. The other lady would see my hard cock and be into it, we would start to play. I would start to fuck the other lady, she would be moaning and groaning and cumming, and the guy in the other couple would wilt...

Maria would get frustrated. It seemed to happen over and over again that I would have fun with the other lady, the other lady would have fun with me, but Maria would be stuck with a guy who just couldn't get it up. Maria would always blame herself. It had to be because she was fat. Unattractive. I would always tell her she was crazy but she didn't believe me.

Then we got together with this couple in Minneapolis. We had a lot of fun with them but it "bordered" on being the same issue. The other guy kept on saying things like, "damn, you get hard and stay hard for hours it seems. what's up with that?!" and "you just keep on going and going. damn!" He had "issues" for a bit but eventually got very hard and fucked Maria for a nice long time so it ended up being a very nice evening for everyone.

but afterwords it hit me...  I've always said that Maria is amazing. I've fucked a lot of women and I think she's one end of the bell curve. She's in the 1%. Just amazing to play with. One of my problems is that I've always been slightly insecure. But after going to many GBs over the years I know that I have a really nice big cock. I also know that I have amazing endurance at this point. I'm like the energizer bunny. I can keep going and going and going. I am also a heavy cummer. So it hit me. I'm kind of amazing also. Not the 1% but certainly in the top 5%. Maria and I make quite a team. Perhaps that's why when we fuck each other the sex is so amazing?!

So it hit me that I bet in at least a few of the times we've had "issues" with other couples it wasn't Maria that was the "problem". It was me. It was my big hard cock that stays hard for a long long time. It was the fact that I can fuck for hours and not cum. The other guy would look over and have a moment of insecurity and that was that. Boner kill for him. Game over. What we seem to forget, and I totally wasn't thinking about this, was that men are totally insecure. Especially when it comes to their cock size and performance issues. Why do you think you see all those commercials for Viagra every night?

So I mentioned this thought to J and Maggie. J cracked up and said he knew exactly what I was talking about! He had the same sort of experience and his wife had gotten frustrated meeting other swinging couples because of the same thing. He had figured it out a lot faster than me! He gave me some great advice. The next time we meet a couple. I should keep my clothes on and just watch. Let the other guy have fun with Maria and his wife and then jump in later. That actually sounds like fun to me. Why didn't I think of that?!

Maria is actually out of town for a few days. I miss her a lot. I can't wait to tell her this story! She knows I went out tonight but we weren't able to really talk about what happened...

Morning sex

I love sex in the morning. I know I might have stinky breath but I always wake up horny and there's something about having sex when you're half asleep and waking up. I've always thought it was the best way to start the day! The only "problem" is that I can only have morning sex with Maria. One of her only "rules" is that if I go out on my own that I come home for the night and sleep with her. She doesn't like the idea of me going off and spending the night with another lady and then waking up in the morning and playing some more. That's really one of her only limits. I can deal with that!

A few weeks ago my fave lady friend was texting me. Her hubby was going to be out of town for a few days. She wanted to know if I would like to come over and visit her. We wouldn't have to pay for a hotel room. We could play together in her own bed. The problem was that her husband was going to be gone when I had some family coming into town. My niece was graduating from High School so I had a lot of family stuff going on.

We started texting back and forth trying to figure out when we could meet. Thursday wouldn't work because my mother was going to be staying with us that night. She really wanted to meet on Saturday night but Maria and I had an invitation to another party that night. I asked her about Friday but she already had plans with another mutual friend of ours to get together. The funny thing about all of this was that Maria was looking at our calendar and helping me. When something wouldn't work out she was the one saying, "darn it, what about Wed night?" I thought about that later. How funny and crazy that would seem to most people. My wife helping me figure out a good time to meet another lady!

It seemed like nothing was going to work. We had conflicts every evening. I decided to chill for a bit and just let it go. Then I had one of those light bulb moments. Could we meet early on Saturday morning? Morning sex! I sent her a text and asked her about it. She really liked the idea and it would work for her. Perfect! I could probably get there and back before the kids even woke up. Maria thought it was a great idea because of that. A little more discreet. We were going to meet at 9am. Her only request was that I take her out to a breakfast place after we played. That was fine with me. I love a good breakfast place!

I was really looking forward to seeing her again and thought the whole idea was so hot. I was finally going to have morning sex with another lady.

We texted a few more times and made our plan. I had been to her place once before so I remembered where her bedroom was. She would leave the backdoor open in the morning. I would park. Go in the backdoor, and she would be waiting for me in her bed. Wow... sort of one of my all time fantasies coming true.

The big day finally came. It had been a busy week. I usually like to sleep in on Saturdays but I was more than willing to set my alarm that day. It really wasn't a big deal. I woke up the time I usually get up to go to work. I jumped in the shower and got dressed while Maria slept some more. I gave her a kiss goodbye and she said, "have fun!"

It took me about a half an hour to get to her place. I pulled in her driveway and took a deep breath. I walked to her backdoor and turned the knob. It was open...  I quietly walked in, turned the corner, and went down the hallway to her room. Her bedroom door was open and she was waiting for me in her bed with a smile on her face. It looked like she was naked. I said "Hello!" and started to take off my clothes and put them in a pile in the corner of her room. I was soon naked and crawled into bed with her.

She had a huge smile on her face and welcomed me into her bed. She told me that she was really tired because our mutual friend had kept her up until 3 in the morning the night before. But she was really happy that I had made it.

She was naked underneath the covers. I spooned up to her from behind and started to rub my hands over her body. She felt nice and toasty warm and soft and sexy. I started to kiss her neck and she moaned. I felt around her ass and slid my hands between her legs. Her pussy was soaked. She was already very wet and excited. I put one of my fingers inside of her and she moaned even loader. She turned her head and we started to kiss.

I started to kiss her neck some more while we spooned and I ran my hands across her body. Then I slid my cock between her legs and started to slide back and forth between her now very wet pussy lips. I would rub the head of my cock against her clit and it would drive the two of us crazy. A very hot tease. I think I made her cum just from that.

Then rest is a bit of a blur. At one point she got our her favorite dildo, sat on it, and then leaned over and started to give me head. That was amazing...  I fucked her for a long time while she was bent over with her ass in the air. We had talked about doing some anal play. At one point she handed me a box of medical gloves and lube. I knew what to do! ;-)

While my cock was still inside of her I put on one of the gloves and then put some lube on her ass. Then I put some lube on one of the fingers and slowly started to slide it in her while I was fucking her. She started to cum hard almost right away. It was totally hot. I tried to last as long as I could but I didn't last much longer. She was gripping my cock so hard when she was cumming. I could also feel her ass clenching around my finger ever time she came. After a few more minutes of this I started to cum hard. I usually like to pull out and cover her with cum but this time I stayed inside and filled the condom. I could feel her cumming while I was cumming. It was totally hot.

We cuddled for a bit and talked. I told her I was happy to go for another round but I could also understand if she wanted to go back to sleep. I knew she had been up late with our friend the night before. I also reminded her about breakfast. Totally up to her. She decided that she probably should go back to sleep. She told me that last cum had turned her into jelly. :-)

I got dressed and after a kiss goodbye I was out the back door. I had been there for about an hour and we had pretty much played from the moment I got there. It had been AWESOME! She sent me a text at about 2 that afternoon of her nude in bed. She was just getting up! Nice...

I got home. Went to a family dinner/function/event later that night. Then Maria and I snuck out at around 7:30 and went off to a swinger hotel party. But that's another story! lol

Slap Shot - or How Far We've Come

I watched the classic hockey movie "Slap Shot" the other night. It was filmed in 1976 and starred Paul Newman. First of all, even I think that Paul Newman is hot! Damn...  sort of like George Clooney but more "manly". Handsome, funny, smart, cool, and I'm pretty sure he would win the fight if it was Newman vs Clooney.

Slap Shot is indeed a great hockey film. The Hanson brothers are unforgettable but...  it was so dated when it came to sex. Yes, there are a lot of locker room scenes so the guys throw the words pussy and fag around a lot. That sort of stuff probably still happens in locker rooms more than it should in 2016.

But there was one scene that really threw me. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this.

Paul Newman's character hooks up with the wife of a player from another team. It's clear that they have been fucking. They're both naked in bed with that afterglow and they're shooting the shit and talking about life. The naked lady (who had very nice nipples by the way!) tells him that she's getting a divorce from the other player, Hanrahan or something like that. She tells Paul Newman that since she's decided to get divorced she's been fooling around and she ended up fooling around a lot with another player's wife. So, according to her, she had turned into a dyke. But wait? Wasn't she just fucking Paul Newman? Does the word bisexual not appear in their dictionary? Are they completely unaware of this phenomenon?

Then it gets even more fucked up!

Paul Newman turns to her and says, "So did you tell Hanrahan? What does he think?"

She says, "yeah, I told him. He totally freaked out. Got super pissed. He said that if I'm a dyke that must make him a fag."

What...  what?! Huh? This logic completely escapes me. It does not compute. I do not understand.

Then in the next scene Paul Newman goes to the club house and talks to the guys. He tells them that Hanrahan and his wife are getting divorced and that his wife has turned into a dyke. Even though he's just fucked her. The guys all say, "oh my god, that means Hanrahan is a fag!"

Again...  What the Fuck? This was apparently common knowledge and the consensus in 1976? Holy shit. We've come a long way.

Minneapolis and swinger clubs

So Maria are going on a little vacation/long weekend next week. Every summer I like to draw a circle around Chicago and figure out a new place to go. I also really like baseball so if I can visit a new baseball stadium and see a game I really enjoy it. Maria has gone with me on some of these trips and a few times I've gone solo. This time we're going together. I always enjoy it so much more when Maria goes with me. We're going to leave the kids at home and drive off together.

My trip this summer is to go to Minneapolis. Going to see the Twins and Phillies play on Thursday. Maria and I thought it would be fun to meet a couple (or two or three) while we were in town. We checked out the swinger club scene and couldn't find anything but a few "off-premises" clubs. This is something that we've heard about but have never scene. An off-premises club means that there is no sex allowed at the club. You gotta go off-site to fuck. "Get a room already!" As opposed to "on-premises" clubs which means there are rooms with beds to fuck in at the club.

That is what we're used to here in Chicago. If we go to a sex club we want to be able to fuck there! Evidently Minneapolis is still operating under some sort of "decency" law that was probably passed in 1948. I've always thought of Minneapolis as a liberal progressive city but when it comes to swingers I guess not. Too bad. We'll just have to use our hotel room instead! ;-)

But it also made me appreciate again what a great city Chicago is to be a swinger in. Several different clubs. Lots of different "scenes" to get into. A LOT of different people to meet. It's a very active scene here. You can have an amazing time every weekend if you want.

Good Month Bad Month

It was the best of fucking times. It was the worst of fucking times...

So things started out  at the beginning of the month with a date with my fave lady friend. I rented a hotel room and the two of us fucked for hours. Part of me wonders if we're starting to get in a rut/routine? We pretty much do the same stuff each time we meet which is only once every two or three months. But we have SO MUCH FUN!! We really enjoy just hanging out with each other and playing for hours. :-)

The weekend after that was a party at MFA with porn star Sasha Knox. It was another fun and fantastic MFA party! There is always a certain "vibe" at the porn star parties. That is a whole other post. The guys seem to get extra worked up. Yes, I fucked Sasha Knox, the porn star, and I gave her one of my patented massive cum shots that I had been working up all night. I have to admit however that I lasted only about two minutes! She had been VERY busy all night. I had played with the other ladies for hours. I finally saw my chance/opening and took it. I fucked her really hard while she was on her back and sucking two cocks at once. It looked totally hot and I couldn't last long. It seemed like a real live porno movie in which I was one of the stars! I pulled out of her, pulled off the condom that I had on, and covered her in cum. She told me that I had a porn star cum shot. A nice little ego boost!

There was another "regular" MFA party the weekend after that. Maria and I went together for the first time in months. I had gone by myself a few times in a row, and then purposely missed a party, but this was the first time in about four months that we were going together. We were both really excited! It was AWESOME! I have some great memories from that night! MFA is amazing. To be honest I had MUCH more fun with Maria at MFA than I did the week before with Sasha Knox the porno star. That is perhaps another post as well! lol

What can I say? I love playing with Maria and watching her with other people. It always gets me so worked up. She's better than any porn star. For years I've called her my "favorite porn star!" I would rather watch her than anyone else. :-)

During the introductions Maria did something new. During the "fantasy" part of the introductions she mentioned that she was bisexual and while she was there to suck cock and get fucked all night she wanted the rest of the ladies to know that she would be happy to play with them as well. She didn't tell me that she was going to say that before the party. We usually talk about stuff like that while we drive there. I thought it was a lovely and totally hot idea!

Then the party started like usual right around 9pm. Like usual when Maria is there I started off by just watching her for a long time. I like to count the number of guys who fuck her. I always get totally hard watching her get fucked and sucking cock. I sit there and stroke my cock but I do my best not to cum. I also like to wait till the first bunch of guys are spent. It usually takes about an hour. By then I'm totally worked up from watching Maria get fucked. I find an "opening" and dive in!

So I just watched Maria for a long time. I loved it. She spent a long time on "the bench". A nice raised bench with a padded top to lay on. One of the guys who comes to the party is taller and it's the perfect height for him. He also has a huge thick cock. Maria spent a long time on the bench getting fucked by him. The only "problem" is that she cums so hard when he fucks her that her pussy is constantly squeezing him out. It's kind of awesome and hot to watch him fuck her and try to keep his cock in her pussy. It's a hot sort of little game they play that I love to watch.

Later at one point Maria was laying down on a mat on her back with her legs spread open. Me and another guy were on each side of her face and she was going back and forth sucking both of our cocks. One of the other ladies who was there must have heard the thing about Maria being bi and wanting to play with one of the other ladies. In a flash she dove between Maria's thighs and started to eat her pussy. It was fucking hot. It was also sort of funny because I thought to myself, "I should get behind that other lady and start to fuck her from behind while she's eating Maria's pussy!" As soon as I thought that the other guy must have thought it as well!! It was like one of those moments when you come to a 4 way stop and another car rolls up at the exact moment that you do.

I gave him the thumbs up and he got behind the other lady and started to fuck her from behind with a big smile on his face. Yes. I would have loved to be in his shoes at that moment but I also figured I had been in those shoes before. I had been in that spot more than a few times and I knew how amazing it was. I was OK with letting him have his fun. I'm that kind of guy. :-)

On the way there one of the things we did talk about was that I mentioned to Maria that I've noticed at the past few parties that guys really seem to like it when a lady kneels down and starts to suck a bunch of cocks at once. I've always loved that look. When a lady is kneeling surrounded by guys and she's sucking one cock and then another while stroking another cock and then they start to cum all over her.

Towards the end of the party Maria must have remembered. She knelt down and I moved by her and she started to suck my cock. The another guy moved over and she started to suck the both of us, going back and forth. Soon there was a third guy! When the forth guy moved over I moved out of the way and let the guys have fun while I watched. There was soon a crowd around her. It didn't take long before the first guy started to cum all over her breasts. Maria started to wipe it up but then she asked the guys if they minded if she left it on? All of the guys said, "no problem!" She started to suck and stroke the cocks around her again and it was on...  It ended up being one of the hottest things I had ever seen... In the end seven different guys came all over her face and breasts. (at least that's what she told me later. She was so surrounded by guys that I couldn't tell how many loads she took..)

Then I really wanted to fuck her while she was covered in cum like that! After all of the guys had cum on her and they were drained she lay down and I fucked her while I looked down at her body just covered and dripping with cum. It was amazing...

btw...  there are always about 30 guys who are invited to the parties. I counted about 16 different guys who fucked Maria that night. A bunch of those guys fucked her multiple times...  She was VERY sore the next day!!!

I didn't even mention the other ladies who were at the party who I played with as well. I ended up having sex with four different ladies myself that night and came three times when I wasn't watching Maria. It was just another fantastic night at MFA.

So that was the good fucking part. Three fantastic fucking weekends in a row! The two weekends after that were another story.

The weekend after that we were invited to another hotel party with 5 or 6 swinging couples. James and Kari were having another party and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We had a great time at their last party. A couple days before the party however we got an message from James. He had to cancel the party. Something to do with his ex and his kids. These things happen but we were disappointed. We had been really looking forward to ending up in a pile with a bunch of other swinger couples.

To be honest however, we could live with it because we had so much fun at MFA the weekend before. I had gone out for three weekends in a row so while we were disappointed it wasn't the end of the world. So I had time on my hands. Mr. Horndog of course then started cruising ads on my fave swinger website, swinglifestyle.com.

I started looking at the hot dates and who was online on Sat morning. It wasn't long before I got a chat request. We usually get a lot of those. It was a couple instead of the usual single guy so I was intrigued. Furthermore their profile said they were into cuckold play...  hmmm...

I took the bate and started to chat with what turned out to be the guy. He was a big tall guy, 6'5" who said he had a huge cock and a hot asian girlfriend. He opened up their pix. He did look like a good looking guy and she was hot. He was also experienced with being a bull and loved playing with curvy ladies like Maria. It first it all seemed really hot. He was pushing all the right buttons.

But there were a few red flags for me. For one thing he was a texting fiend. I would send one text to him and get eight responses. He also kept asking me if he could text/message Maria. I explained to him that she had some problems in the past with guys who couldn't stop texting her. Then he would send me ten more texts and ask again about texting her. hmmm...  exactly the kind of shit she wasn't looking for. But fuck, a bunch of the texts he sent me were totally hitting all the standard cuckold fantasy hot points. He was good.

Then there was the whole creampie thing. Like most guys who are into the whole cuckold thing he wanted to fill Maria up with cum, give her a creampie, and then have me eat it out of her. I told him that it was never going to happen. Condoms were a hard rule for Maria. But he could fill up his GF with cum and Maria and/or I would eat it out of her. He seemed to be OK with that. But it also made me wonder about his limits and how safe he would be to play with? How many ladies had he had unprotected sex with? What was I getting into?

But he also told me how he was going to fuck Maria while I watched. His GF was dom as well and she would tease my cock and humiliate me while he fucked Maria. She might make me sit on a chair outside of the room while they all played so I could only listen. His GF would blindfold me. Put a butt plug in my ass. It was all really hot for me. At one point I started to talk to Maria about the possibility of possibly meeting them. She wanted to know more so I kept on texting.

Then things started to get "weird". Talk turned to strap on dildos. I thought it would be fun to see his GF fuck Maria with one. He turned it around and told me that he wanted to see her peg me while he was fucking Maria. I would be OK with this but I mentioned that it would probably have to be a smaller dildo because I wasn't used that that kind of thing.

Then next text said, "and then after she fucks you till your ass is raw she'll fist your ass"

No. Nobody is going to fist my ass! Ain't going to happen. I don't think it's even possible for me. Maybe a finger or two?! I'm just a tight guy. What can I say?! But a fist?!?!

Just as I was going to bed I got another bunch of texts from him. A bunch...  some of them were really long and graphic. I had a mental image in my mind of him on the other end, jacking off and getting more and more worked up. It was like he was spiraling out of control and I was on the other end of it.

"My GF is going to piss in her panties and then stuff them in your mouth. I'm going to cum in her ass then then have you eat it out of her ass. Then I'll fuck the two ladies and you can only listen. I'll fill Maria's ass up with cum. Then we'll leave the room and go down to the hotel bar and leave you to lay on the bed in the wet sheets. I'm going to make my GF and Maria go up to a guy and act like whores and charge him for a blowjob. We'll have fun and then after a long time we'll come back. Then my GF will fist your ass again and probably kick you out of the room while we fuck Maria in all of her holes all night and fill her with cum. We'll let you know when you can get her the next morning."

Now. Once again there are parts of this that TOTALLY hit my buttons and are totally hot for me. But pissy panties in my mouth? No. Eating cum out of asses. No Santorum for me thank you. Pimping Maria out? Probably not something she would consent to. Certainly not on the first date! lol

It was all WAY over the line. The fantasy bubble was popped. It made me sort of laugh in a way. Damn. The stuff I do would probably shock 99% of the people out there but yes, even I have my limits! I'm so "boring" that for the most part I just really enjoy kissing and sucking and fucking. Yes, we've done the cuckold thing but nothing like this! I showed the texts to Maria and she was appalled. There was no way this was going to happen! The next morning I wrote him a very nice note explaining that I had shown the texts to Maria and she didn't feel comfortable with some of the things he was talking about. It was the total truth. I haven't heard back from him. Not a single text. At least he got the message. He was cool about that.

But it also seemed like the weekend was now blown. No fun hotel party with a bunch of couples. No cuckold play fun with this new hot couple.

The following weekend was Memorial Day weekend. I mentioned to Maria that I had been a little frustrated about last weekend and thought it might be fun to try to reach out to some of our friends and see if anyone was free to play? She was OK with me reaching out. I started to send emails and texts and it seemed like everyone we knew was either out of town or had family plans. Crap. So I asked Maria if it would be OK if I put up a hot date ad on the swinger web site and see what sort of responses we got? Once again she was OK with that. Might as well see who sent us a message. I put it up for both Sat and Sunday nights since we had a long weekend.

Now perhaps what happened next was our fault. We're picky. We got about 10 or so responses. A lot less than we usually get when we do that sort of thing. A few nice couples who didn't seem very serious about actually meeting and a bunch of guys. Even though our ad said just bi ladies and couples we pretty much only got responses from guys. Nobody really did it for us. We ended up declining all of the offers we got. It was sort of a bummer. It just seemed like nothing was going to work out. So we just watched Netflix and chilled as they say and fucked each other and had fantastic sex just the two of us. Not the worst thing to happen!

This is something we've learned over the years with swinging. You've got to have a thick skin to some degree and be ready to take your lumps along with the amazing fun fantastic times. There are good nights and bad nights. There are nights when you really click with another couple that you meet and then there are duds. We've met some couples who have quit swinging because of the bad experiences. They're always looking for that "perfect" experience and the perfect couple. Good luck with that! So we carry on. We already have some fun opportunities lined up in June that should be really awesome. We hope they work out but you never know. We've gotten to be very mellow about these things by this point. Whatever happens happens!

Superstitious

I am superstitious when it comes to swinging. One of the things I'm superstitious about is talking about future plans and things that I'm excited about. It seems like in the past if I've started to chat with someone online about a hot date that was coming up something would happen. Someone would get sick or something. Things would get cancelled. This has been reflected in this blog. Sometimes I'm really excited about upcoming things but I try to never put up a post about them. I don't want to fuck things up!

I've got some really awesome plans coming up in the next few weeks. I would love to put up a post about some of them. But I won't because I'm superstitious. I hope I didn't fuck things up already by posting this!

My Life on the Swingset

http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/23287/ss-249-having-gang-bangs-real-ones-not-mailbags/

Several people have recommended the My Life on the Swingset podcast to me. I've been meaning to check it out. Then last week I got a text from a friend of mine. She was a guest star on the podcast! My friend Jennifer is the gangbang girl. It was really fun to listen to her get interviewed.

I had a few thoughts right off the bat after listening to it though. First of all...  the big thing that hit me was...  They're on Episode #249, these people are supposed to be expert swingers doing their podcast, and NONE of them have ever been to a GB?! WTF??

Although I thought about it more...  doing GBs is something that Maria and I had to ease into. It was something that was a very exciting idea for Maria for a long time but we didn't act on it for years. Even when we did we started slowly. Our first "bang" was with two other guys so three on Maria. Then we worked up to three other guys. Then it was pretty much on! lol

For years we would set up our own GBs several times a year. They are a LOT of work. You have no idea how hard it can be to get a bunch of guys to fuck your wife. Postings, emails, messages back and forth, pix exchanged, phone calls. Picking out what we think are the right guys. Then the day finally comes and only half the guys actually show up.

Then a few years back I discovered MFA. Midwest Fantasy Adventures. Even then to be honest Maria was very nervous about going. I went to two parties on my own first to check it out. I still remember being SO nervous before the first party. I could barely go in. But I did it and it was amazing. Then I went again and it was even better the second time. Then I convinced to Maria to go with me. She was REALLY nervous that first time as well but she loved it! It was amazing for her. Since then we've been hooked.

In fact I'm going to the party this Saturday with Sasha Knox. Then the two of us are planning on going to the party the weekend after that together. Maria hasn't gone in a few months so she's really looking forward to it! We love you MFA!

Group sex as routine...

I still remember how excited Maria and I were when we finally found our "first couple" and started having sex with other people. It was so much fun and new and amazing! There we so many things we wanted to try. Now, years later, sometimes I feel like all of this stuff is "routine". It's just sex...

With that in mind I purposely didn't go to the GB/orgy party that I go to almost every month last month. I stayed at home. Why? Because I wanted to actually miss it. As in miss going. So when I go next it will be just a little more exciting and something for me to look forward to.

It was weird to be at home and not at the party. At one point I looked at the time and realized that the introductions had just started. Later I looked at the time and realized that only a few hours had gone by and the party was still probably going strong. I wondered who was there? What ladies had shown up? What guys? So yeah, I missed the party. Can't wait to go to the next one!

Comments at work

My particular profession is by and large made up of women. I'm the rare guy. I'm not a male nurse like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents but it's sorta like that. So, I listen to my female coworkers talk all the time. They've gotten used to me by this point. I'm just one of the girls. So the talk is often "interesting".

Recently two comments came up that made me sort of laugh inside. About a week ago one of the ladies was talking about a couple that she heard might be swingers. She's a total gossip. It was pure speculation on her part. Then she said something like, "yeah, they might be part of the HUGE swinging scene in the Northshore." She said it totally sarcastically. She's also the type of person who likes to think she knows the inside scoop on everything that's going on. All I could think to myself was, "OMG how little you know! I know from looking at the web sites that there are TONS of swinging couples in the Northshore!" I kept my mouth shut and didn't say a word.

Then just the other day the ladies were talking again. They started talking about the resorts in Jamaica. One of them said, "what's the name of that gross place where all the fat old disgusting swingers go?" I said to myself, "what?!" and one of the other ladies said, "I think it's called Hedonism." The way the one lady talked about Hedonism though. It was like venom coming off her lips. She made it sound like the worst place in the world. One of the other ladies said, "can you imagine walking around nude all day? I just couldn't deal with that." All the ladies pretty much said, "yeah..." I said in a joking way, "You guys are all just prudes!" Everyone laughed and I didn't say another word about it.

I'm sure my coworkers would be so shocked if they knew what Maria and I did on the weekends. But I was a little shocked myself to think of the vitriol they would probably heap on me behind my back if they knew. Evidently to my coworkers swingers are fat and ugly and gross and disgusting. Wow...  

I listen to Dan Savage a fair amount and he thinks that poly people need to come out of the closet like gay people did. That we poly people suffer a lot of discrimination and hatred and are misunderstood. Would my coworkers be more accepting of the lifestyle if they knew I was in it? Just regular old me. The guy they go to work with every day who hardly ever even mentions sex at work. Not going to happen though. Staying in the closet for now!

Drunk Boys

So I went to a group sex party the other night. Something happened that I haven't seen in a long time. It was...  unfortunate.

I was actually sitting across from him during the pre-party introductions. We chatted some and he seemed like a nice enough guy. Now don't get me wrong. I like to drink. I can easily drink a 6 pack in a night. At home. When I don't need to drive anywhere. I did my typical sex party thing and brought one large size bottle of beer to drink before things got started. I like to drink ONE beer but that's it. I like to make sure I can perform during a sex party. I also like to joke that I want to remember what happened the next day! lol

I don't remember him drinking before the party but he also seemed in a bit of a daze. He kept on staring at the ladies and going, "wow...." over and over. Maybe he was already on something?

The party started and all seemed well. I was having a great time. Everyone was fucking and sucking and cumming and it was awesome. At one point I went up to one of the ladies who was getting fucked from behind so she could suck my cock. I heard this sound...  I turned around and it was the dude who was sitting across from me...  he was bent over the garbage pail...  and he was retching and starting to puke. Instant boner kill in the middle of a sex party. wtf?!

One of the fellows working security noticed something was going on and I kind of nodded to him that yup, "Houston, we have a problem at the orgy!"

I went up later to take a break and the guy was trying to sober up by drinking coffee but you could tell he was still totally fucked up. I overheard the hosts talking to him and one of them was going to drive him home in his car while another guy followed. That way they could get him home safe. I'm sure they didn't want to feel responsible if they let him drive. I also thought it was very cool and responsible of the hosts. Good for them. But it was fucked up. A buzz kill at the party and a hassle for the hosts.

To be honest I think most of the guys and gals at the party barely noticed. They handled it really well. I just happened to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time. But really...  Don't be a stupid asshole and get drunk if you go to a sex party. It's so dumb on so many levels. You're going to feel like shit. You won't be able to perform. It's a turn off for the ladies. You end up looking like a total loser. Don't be the naked guy puking in the garbage pail in the corner of the sex party!

Birthday Week

It was recently my birthday. We joke in our family that when we celebrate our birthdays we don't just celebrate the day, we celebrate for a whole week!

I just finished up my birthday week celebration and it was amazing!

Got off work on Friday night. Stopped at Binny's and bought some really good beer. Went home and chilled and watched the final episode of "Man in the High Tower". It was amazing! Then we had decided that it would make our lives easier if I shaved Maria's pussy that night. I love to shave her yummy pussy. I left just a little hair at the top but otherwise shaved her nice and bare. Then I fucked her some until she came very hard several times. Maria wanted to go to sleep at a reasonable hour and went to bed.  I on the other hand stayed up till 2 in the morning playing Civ 5!

Sat was a fun day. Slept in. Went to get brunch at our fave breakfast place. Then I headed off to band practice. I play bass in a band that gets together every few weekends. Nothing serious. We're too old for that! Just fun. We play a bunch of old covers. Don't ever bother to worry about writing original material and try to play live or anything. We just get together and play old songs by the Beatles, Pink Floyd and Iggy Pop and have fun. Then I got back home and Maria and I soon headed out on our "date". We had rented a hotel room for the night so just the two of us could have fun. It was awesome! We fucked and sucked for hours and Maria could moan and groan as loud as she wanted without having to worry about our teenage kids in the house. We got a few new glass dildo g spot toys recently and I used them on her. I made her cum really hard and then made her squirt. We think we set two new records for the amount I was able to make gush out of her. We had a lot of fun together. Just the two of us.

On Sunday we pretty much just chilled around the house but then in the evening we went downtown to go to Greektown. I really felt like some good Greek food and wanted to do the whole "Ohpa!" thing with the flaming cheese. It just seemed like it would be fun for my birthday. It was restaurant week here in Chicago so they had a deal on the family meal feast. Maria and I went for it and for $30 between the two of us got a 5 course Greek feast. It was awesome!

One of the games I like to play at restaurants sometimes is the swinger date game. You look around at all of the tables and see if you can spot a "swinger date". It's fun! At the Greek place I saw right by us not one but two possible swinger dates. One was TOTALLY obvious. I swear I've even seen this couple on SLS. A guy and two ladies. The way they were looking at each other and flirting and talking. I could totally tell. The other table was a little harder. Some dude that looked a lot like Jason Stratham with two very attractive ladies. They weren't as obvious about it and they might have been more in my fantasies. But they were lingering and talking and giving each other the look for the entire time we were there as well. Try it the next time you go out! Almost every time we go out on a weekend night to a busy restaurant I spot a few potential ones.

I had asked to take the day off on Monday and we went downtown to the Art Institute of Chicago. Tourists in our home town. It had been a few years since we had been there though and we wanted to see the new Modern Art wing. I got an nice big hardcover book about the art of "Jamie Hernandez" for $14.99. Score! We got home very tired after walking around all day. I grilled up some good steaks and drank some really good Belgium Ale. I think that was the only day all week when Maria and I didn't have sex because we were both too tired when we got to bed that night! Or more to the point I was knocked out. The Belgium Ale did me in. This is why when we play I hardly ever drink much.

I had originally asked to take Tuesday off as well but I moved that to Wednesday. I couldn't take the whole week off of work.

I moved my day off to Wednesday because I got an invite to a small group sex party during the day. I normally wouldn't have been able to make it because usually I would be working then. Maria did have to go to work so I went on my own. It turned out to be an amazing party! 4 ladies and about 10 guys. The ladies were all super hot. It was an amazing afternoon. I'm still reeling thinking about it. I had sex with all four ladies. I could easily write a whole story/post about that party.

Had to go back to work on Thursday and Friday but made sure I chilled after work every night and Maria and I fucked every day it seemed. There was one day (I think it was Thursday?) when we did something we've rarely done before with the kids around. I got home from work about 10 minutes before Maria. As soon as she got home we went up to the bedroom, closed the door, and took off our clothes and fucked for about 30 minutes. Then we made dinner. It was fun! We think we might have to do that more in the future. So often these days we're so tired by the time we get to bed at night that we barely have the energy to play.

On Saturday night we had one last big hoorah to end up my week. We were invited to a swingers hotel party. It was supposed to be about 10 couples in a hotel suite. We love those sorts of parties if it's the right group. I had met the male half before but we hadn't met the female half. We were a little nervous but really looking forward to it. We had sent some notes back and forth and an old couple we knew and had played with several times before was going to be there. We were really looking forward to seeing them again! We also thought it would make us less nervous if we knew at least one couple there. We could have fun with them.

On Saturday afternoon I shaved Maria's pussy again. It was super easy since I had shaved it the weekend before. Then we talked about what she was going to wear that night to the party and packed a bag. Towels for each of us, wash clothes, mints, energy drinks, silk robe, lube, and condoms. Maria was going to wear this really hot garter belt and stockings combo with a clingy dress over it. It was about then that I got a text from James who was hosting the party with the hotel and room number info. It looked like everything was going according to plan. He asked that we start showing up at 7:30 and that we should "stagger" our arrivals so we weren't all knocking on the door at once.

The hotel was really close to where I work and I knew exactly were it was. I thought it would take us about 25 minutes to get there but we got there even quicker. On the way there Maria told me that she had on her garter belt and a bra but that she wasn't wearing any panties. She knows that she can still tell me little things like that and they get me all worked up! It's funny that she still totally turns me on with those small little kinky things after all these years.

We were in the parking lot of the hotel at 7:35. Maria reminded me that they asked that we not all go in at once so we tried to sit in the car for a bit and listen to the radio. I got antsy after about 2 minutes and Maria said, "we might as well just go."

As we walked through the lobby of the hotel I could see the desk clerk looking at us since I was carrying the bag with the towels in it and Maria had a bag with some drinks and snacks. But we weren't checking in. We walked right past and waited for the elevator. We also noticed that there were a ton of kids running around. A family got on the elevator with us and I asked them what floor. It was the same floor we were going to. They looked like the all American family unit with a nice looking wife and handsome husband and two rambunctious boys. As they got off the elevator I purposely lagged a bit behind...  I was also trying to read the signs and figure out what direction to go. I had this sort of feeling. What if? I let them get about 20 yards ahead of us in the hallway and they opened the room to their door. We had to go in the same direction to get to the room where the party was. Sure enough we were in the room next door. I thought it might have been a bit embarrassing if we had gone to the door before them and knocked on the door. It was a little more discreet waiting for them to go first. We're experienced swingers!

James opened to the door to the room and we went inside. I had met him at another party about a month ago but he hadn't met Maria yet. I also hadn't met his partner Kari. One of the things that seems to happen to us a lot at parties like this is that we're the first couple to arrive. Yup. We were the first ones there. But it was kind of nice. We were able to chat with James and Kari and relax for a bit before the other couples arrived. We've also always sort of enjoyed getting there early so we can see each new couple as they arrive. Maria also sort of surprised me. Kari was wearing pretty much just a bra and a garter belt and stockings and a skirt. Maria took off her dress so she was just wearing her bra and her garter belt and stockings. I thought she would wait until everyone arrived but she was ready to go!

James' cell phone was going off with messages from the other couples that were on the way. After a few minutes there was a knock on the door and the next couple arrives. As soon as they came in the room we recognized them. It was Len and Sara. We had met them at a party a couple of years ago. They had been a lot of fun but for some reason we didn't connect with them again. How nice though! It was great to see them again and I was already looking forward to playing with Sara again. They recognized us immediately as well and we started to chat. This was already looking like a fantastic night!

Then after a few minutes more there was another knock at the door. It was our old friends Cathryn and Doug! We had been texting that they were going to make it. We hadn't seen them in years and I was really hoping they would come. I thought Doug looked great. It looked like he had lost weight and I told him so. He laughed and said no, he was still the same old guy. I though Cathryn looked amazing! She had lost a fair amount of weight herself. I had always loved her breasts and she was wearing a nice low cut top that showed off the tops of her breasts in a very sexy way. We said hello and Maria hugged and kissed both Doug and Cathryn. I then gave Cathryn a hug and gave her a deep kiss and whispered in her ear how much I was looking forward to playing with her. There was a couch in the room and Cathryn sat on one end with Maria in the middle and me on the other side. By now I was already get very excited about this party!

The conversation flowed. We laughed and told stories and chatted about swinging and the lifestyle and the good times we had and some of our nightmare stories. It was clear that everyone in the room was very comfortable with this stuff. Suddenly things seemed like the door was knocking again and again and again. Soon three more couples had arrived.

Kat and Jerry looked like they were a little younger than the rest of us. They were an interracial couple and Kat was a beautiful African American lady. Sheila and Sebastian arrived soon after. She had short brown hair in a pixy cut and a sweatshirt on. It looked like she was very busy but I couldn't tell. I thought she looked really pretty as well. Finally Marlene and Felix showed up. She was dressed in an almost old fashioned flapper dress. It looked like she was wearing thigh high stockings under her dress. I looked around the room and it hit me that this was going to be a great party. I would be happy to play with any of the ladies. I leaned over and whispered in Maria's ear, "this looks like a great group. I think we're going to have fun!" She just said, "yes!"

There was supposed to be one more couple on the way so James wanted to wait until they arrived before we started anything. We talked and told stories and laughed some more. We all noticed when Sheila took off her sweatshirt. She was wearing this amazing red dress with a plunging neckline that revealed what looked to be amazing breasts. When she turned around it turned out that the whole back of the dress was lace up and we could all see she was wearing a thong. It was hot!

James got a text that the last couple was a minute away. I think people were getting ready to start. At one point Maria had gotten up to get something to drink. I took the opportunity to move over next to Cathryn on the couch. When Maria got back she sat on the other side of me. Now I had a lovely lady on each side of me. At one point I leaned over towards Cathryn and said, "do you mind if I feel your lovely breasts again?" She smiled and said "of course!". I ran my fingers over the swell of her breasts that were above her bra. So soft and round. I couldn't wait to really play with them more.

Finally there was a soft knock at the door and the last couple had arrived. Barb and Edward looked to be a little younger than most of us. He looked like the kind of guy who could be a friend and she was super pretty and had a tight hot body. It seemed like them arriving was what everyone was waiting for. I felt a little bad because we didn't get to socialize with them much but it seemed like people started drifting off to the bedrooms almost as soon as they showed up.

It was a nice hotel suite with two bedrooms and two baths. One bedroom had two large double beds and the other had a nice big king size bed. Cathryn and Maria got up from the couch and started heading to the room with the king size bed. I got up to follow them. This was going to be fun! I was really looking forward to playing with Cathryn again. We walked in the room with the king size bed and everyone started to take off their clothes. The three of us tumbled on the bed and Maria said, "it's so nice to see you again1" and started to kiss Cathryn deeply. I got behind Cathryn and started to stroke her back and kiss her neck while Maria was kissing her.

After a bit Cathryn turned around and started to kiss me. Then she quickly moved down and started to suck on my cock. I turned to Maria and said, "could you please join her and give me some double head? I would love that!" She laughed because she knew that was one of my favorite things and moved to the edge of the bed and leaned over and started to suck and lick my cock with Cathryn. It was amazing. I was in bliss with the two of them sucking and licking my cock together.

I saw Felix move up behind Maria who was leaning over the edge of the bed. His cock was shorter but looked nice and thick. The problem was that it looked like he was about to start fucking Maria with no condom on. I decided I should say something and said, "hey, if you're going to fuck Maria you need to put on a condom please." He said, "no problem" and went to get one while Maria looked at me and said, "thank you! I had no idea because I couldn't see." I think Maria really appreciated that I was looking out for her at that moment.

The next few hours were a blur of amazing group sex. The only "problem" was that the couple who had arrived last and I really wanted to play with sat the whole time in the living room area with their clothes on. They never ended up playing the entire night. But I think that's something to point out as well. At parties like this nobody is going to pressure you or force you to do anything that you don't want to do.

It's hard for me to remember everything that happened. A few things that I remember in particular are...

Maria spending a long time eating Sara's pussy. The two of them played a lot it seemed. We got a note from Len and Sara the next day letting us know how much Sara loved Maria playing with her.

We ended up playing the Kat and Jerry a LOT. Kat was African American and he was a white guy. They were both just a lot of fun! Kat was super pretty and had an amazing tight pussy that really gripped you when she came, and she seemed to cum a lot. Jerry had a nice cock that was almost as long as mine but definitely thicker. He fucked Maria a lot and she just loved it. At one point Jerry was fucking Kat while I was fucking Cathryn. Maria was leaning over and kissing Kat while she was getting fucked. Jerry pulled out of Kat and his cock was covered with her cum. He asked Maria if she wanted to lick it off and she leaned over and started to lick and suck him without saying a word. She later told me that she thought Kat tasted so sweet on Jerry's cock. I really liked fucking Kat a lot. It sort of made my night when at one point she said, "you have a really big and really nice cock!"

It was fun to go from room to room and see what was happening. At one point I went in one of the rooms and started to play with Madeline. She was getting fucked by Doug and she started to suck my cock. James was on the other bed fucking Sheila. Maria walked in and I sort of lost track of her. I noticed that she was starting to play with James and Sheila. After a bit I went into the other room and I ended up fucking Kat. I remember at one point really wondering what Maria was up to? It was sort of hot to be fucking Kat in one room with Maria in the other room playing. Suddenly Cathryn ran into the room and said to me, "you have to come into the other room. Maria is covered with cum right now and she thought you'd like to see!" I apologized to Kat and told her that I had to run and check this out but I would be back! I walked into the next room to find Maria on her knees with James kneeling over her. He had cum all over her face and breasts. A huge load. She looked totally hot! I love to see Maria covered in cum like that.

The group sex began at around 9:30 and finally at around midnight things began to slow down. I played with Cathyrn a lot. I loved fucking her from behind. I also played with Kat a lot. She and Jerry were just a lot of fun. I think I played with every woman that was there that night. It's hard to know for sure. The whole night was a blur of amazing sex. It was a fantastic party!

Finally it was just us, James and Kari, Cathryn and Doug, and the couple that stayed dressed the entire time, Barb and Edward. It was nice to talk to them for a bit. They said that they had been out of action for about a year and this was the first party they had been to. They wanted to sort of "ease" into it again. I told Barb that I hoped they would attend the next party. We also exchanged a few nice notes after the party.

We left with silly smiles on our faces. It had been a great night. When we were driving home and talking about it we realized that we're sort of set right now it seems? We could go to MFA about once a month for the GB thing and go to these parties about once a month for the swinger group sex thing. Life is good right now!

Maria x 2

If you read the story of my 30th birthday party at the swingers club this is sort of the next chapter. We took a bit of a break from the lifestyle to try to have our first child when we both turned 30. That had always been our "family plan". Have fun while we were in our 20's and then try to start having kids when we turned 30. It also seemed like we drifted apart from most of our previous friends. We "broke up" with Glen and Robin because Glen refused to use condoms. We decided we didn't really want to play with Steve and Steffi anymore because we were concerned about the fact that Steffi seemed to need to get really drunk to feel "relaxed enough" to play. It seemed sort of messed up to us. Then a few months after my 30th birthday party Dan and Stacy let us know that they were getting divorced. What the fuck!?

So for a bit we were just looking. It was around 1995. The internet was just coming alive. I met this really cool couple through usenet. alt.personals.poly. I still remember their ad.

"Ugly, unclean, disease ridden punk rockers looking for other messed up people who want to take drugs and fuck"

It was the opposite of the standard swinger ad! I loved it! I had to send them a note! Thus began what would be a friendship that has continued to this day. They are another story.

It turned out that they also lived a few states over and it wasn't going to be easy to meet them right away. I ended up talking to the guy half most of all. We would chat almost every day. He mentioned a kinky girl that he had been talking to who lived in Indiana. Fairly close to us in Chicago. In those days it was hard to find swingers on the web. Imagine that! He said that he would tell her about us and that I should send her a note after he let her know about us. I got a thumbs up the next day. I sent her a note and she and I started sending notes back and forth constantly. She was a kinky girl! She was our age. She was bi and she was engaged to be married in a few months. The crazy thing was that her name was Maria! Another Maria! Maria and her boyfriend were really interested in swinging and wanted to meet us.

We still didn't have kids so we invited them to visit us some weekend up in Chicago. We could host them at our place. She and I sent lots of notes back and forth and were really excited about having a fun juicy 4sum!

They came up to Chicago to visit us and we did have a fun 4sum. She was REALLY into it and seemed to really like playing with both of us, but he just didn't seem to be as into it. He had fun but seemed a little withdrawn the whole weekend. We got a note from her a few weeks later that she had decided to call off the wedding. We were sort of surprised but we weren't surprised either.

So we ended up sending more notes back and forth for a few months. She had already met us. She really liked us. She was perfectly happy to drive up from Indiana and spend the weekend with us so we could have fun together all weekend. We had hit the jackpot! Every swinger's dream! A "hot bi babe" that was willing to visit us every few weekends and play all weekend! Maria started to drive up from Indiana about once a month and stay with us all weekend. It would be a little confusing sometimes having two ladies in our place named Maria. We decided that when she visited us we would call her Maria and we would call my wife Maria just M or Em. This is a story of one of her typical visits...

First of all in addition to having the same name I loved it when Maria visited us because she was so much like my own Maria (Em). They both had petite curvy bodies with very nice breasts and nice round asses. The only difference was their hair. Em had short dark curly hair while our friend Maria from Indiana had straight long blond hair. It was always amazing to be in bed between the two of them. One on each side. I loved it when they would suck my cock together. The contrast of Em's dark hair and Maria's blond hair on each of their heads, bobbing up and down...

They were very much like each other in others ways as well. Both Marias were fantastic kissers and they both gave great head. Both of them were also bisexual and loved to eat each other's pussies. They also both loved toys and bondage. They also were both very multiorgasmic with pussies that squeezed me hard when they came. They were also both submissive. I'm not a hard core dom but it was a lot of fun to have two submissive bisexual ladies to play with. A total swinger fantasy for so many guys was coming, or should I say cumming, true for me!

We lived in an apartment on the second floor of a two flat and we had a big picture window in front that looked out on the street. It was a cold grey chilly day in November but we didn't care. We were really looking forward to Maria visiting us for the weekend. We kept on looking out the front window to see if she had arrived. The last time she had visited we had tied up Em and I played with her and told Maria what to do all night. It had been amazing. This time we had decided that it was going to be Maria's turn to be tied up and blindfolded while I played with her and Em and told them both what to do.

I was REALLY looking forward to this! I had been teasing Maria all week before with notes telling her all my filthy ideas about what I would like to do to her while she was tied up. I looked out the window again and I saw her car pulling up in front of our place. I yelled out to Em that she had arrived. I saw her look up at our apartment window as she got out of the car. She had a big smile on her face and I waved hello to her and went down to open the door.

She came in and I gave her a deep french kiss. She melted in my arms. I could tell she was ready to go right then! We went upstairs and she and Em embraced and the two of them kissed each other deeply as well. I was starting to get hard already. We all sort of went, "Pshew" and collected ourselves. One of the things we liked about Maria visiting us for the whole weekend was that we didn't have to rush into things. We could take our time. We asked her if she was hungry and she said she was starving. We were too. So even though I wanted to fuck her right away we went off to one of our favorite Mexican places to eat. They didn't have the good Mexican places in Indiana like we did in Chicago then. Maybe that's changed?

I sat at a table across from Em and Maria. They would whisper to each other once in a while and giggle. They wouldn't tell me what they were talking about. It seemed like their hands were often not on the table as well. I was wondering if they were playing with each other? Our tacos and burritos were amazing and we were soon home stuffed and satisfied. I put on some music and lit a joint. Em doesn't smoke but Maria and I got high together.

Em asked me if I wanted my Christmas present early. She said she thought that I would really appreciate having it that night. I was really curious what she meant but I also am a traditionalist to some degree. I also wanted to have something to open on Christmas day so I said no. She told me that I should really think about it. Maria told me that Em told her what it was and she thought I should open it also. I was very tempted but I held firm. Part of it was that I was supposed to be the Dom here!

After we got high Em suggested that maybe she and Maria should go to our bedroom and change into some lingerie for the night. They would call me when they were ready. This was always one of my favorite parts! I loved wondering what sexy lingerie they would wear? Sometimes when they would go off to the bedroom to change they would end up starting to play without me. I loved it when I would hear one of them starting to cum and go in and find them playing. That didn't happen this time however. After about 10 minutes I heard Em yell out, "we're ready!"

I walked down the hall to the bedroom and looked in the door. Maria and Em were both kneeling on the bed and they both looked hot! Maria was dressed in a green silk camisole with white thigh high stockings and a garter belt. Em had on a pair of black garter belts and stockings and nothing else. They smiled and me and started to kiss each other deeply while I got undressed. By the time I was naked I was already very hard.

I walked over to the ladies and went to the side of the bed. I told Maria that she was being naughty for starting without me and perhaps I should tie her up? I told her to lay on her back in the middle of the bed. We had straps with cuffs already tied to the bedposts and I got them ready to tie around her wrists. I put each hand through each cuff and tightened them. She let out a little gasp each with each one. Then I got out a blindfold and put it over her eyes. She let out a little moan when I did that as well. She loved being tied up and blindfolded like that. There she was. Laying in the middle of our bed tied up and ready for the two of us to play with her. It was a very hot scene.

I kneeled on one side of her with Em next to me and I pulled her in for a deep kiss. I kissed her hard while Maria lay there breathing in short little breaths of anticipation. I broke my kiss with Em and leaned over and whispered in her ear, "start kissing Maria again." Em leaned over and started to make out with Maria and kiss her deep and hard. I got off the bed and just watched for a bit. Then I moved to the other side and got back on the bed. I moved over and lay next to Maria. I leaned over and started to kiss her neck and by her ear while Em was still kissing her deeply. Maria started to moan.

Then I moved down and pulled her breasts out from under her camisolle. I tapped Em on the shoulder and motioned for her to move down and start playing with Maria's other breast. We looked at each other and timed it so we each both took one of her nipples in our mouths at the same time. We both started sucking and licking on her nipples as she started to moan louder and squirm between us. Maria, like Em, was very multi-orgasmic. She started moaning louder and louder and we could tell she was getting close to cumming. She started to pull on the wrist cuffs and suddenly started to shreak. It looked like she was cumming hard. We were a little worried that the neighbors might hear! We still hadn't even touched her pussy!

I reached down and felt her pussy. It was already soaked. I smelled my very wet finger and it smelled delicious. I leaned over once again and whispered in Em's ear. "I want you to start to eat Maria's pussy." Em started to move down between Maria's legs while I continued to play with her breasts and nipples. Em moved between Maria's legs and started to eat Maria's pussy. This was one of the things I loved to watch. I looked down and watched Em's tongue flick back and forth on Maria's clit. Maria was going crazy by this point. She started to cum almost as soon as Em started to lick her. Em eased off a bit and kissed her inner thighs and lightly blew on her wet lips and let her calm down a bit but soon she was licking up and down Maria's pussy and driving her crazy once again. It was so much fun to watch! Every once in a while Em would look up at me and give me a smile and a wink.

I realized that the way Em was positioned her ass and pussy were right at the edge of the bed. I got off and moved behind her. This was one of my favorite things to do. Fuck Em while she was eating a pussy. I lined my cock up with her pussy and realized that she was dripping wet as well. As soon as my cock got inside of her she started to cum hard. I always love it when Em comes when I'm fucking her. She grips my cock so hard. I felt like I was already getting close to cumming and I wanted to last so much longer. I had a bunch of ideas of what to do that night! I very deliberately started to fuck Em with long slow strokes. I could tell it was driving her crazy. She wanted to be fucked hard. But the teasing and my cock in her was still making her cum hard. I could barely take it.

I pulled my cock out of Em's pussy. She moaned with frustration when I pulled out. She was enjoying my cock inside of her while she was eating Maria's pussy! My cock was covered in Em's cum. I decided I would do one of my other favorite things. I moved up to the top of the bed and leaned over Maria. I put my cock covered with Em's juices on her lips. She opened her mouth wide and started to lick and suck my cock. I loved the thought that she was licking Em's juices off of me. I asked her if my cock tasted yummy and she said, "oh my god, it tastes so good. I want to eat Em's pussy so bad!"

I let her lick the shaft of my cock and suck on the head of my cock. I straddled her head facing Em and had her start to lick my balls. I motioned for Em to move up. I pointed at my cock and she knew what I wanted. My favorite thing in the world. Double head! Em started to lick and suck the head of my cock while Maria was licking my balls. It felt amazing. I shifted a bit and moved so the head of my cock was between Maria's lips. Em leaned over and licked and sucked on the head of my cock. They started to kiss each other with the head of my cock between their lips. Then I moved my cock so my shaft was more on Maria's lips. Em went back and forth between licking my shaft and licking around the head of my cock. I was in total bliss! I spent the next 10 or 15 minutes having Maria and Em suck my cock together. I don't know how long it lasted really! It was so amazing that I lost track of time!

Then I leaned over and whispered in Em's ear. "Sit on Maria's face." Maria was still blindfolded but she could feel us shifting once more on the bed. She didn't know what was going to happen next. Em straddled her face and slowly lowered her now very wet pussy closer to Maria's lips. I'm sure Maria could smell her very yummy pussy as she got close! I watched as Maria stuck out her tongue and tried her best to make contact. Em soon stopped teasing her and lowered her pussy down on Maria's mouth. I could see Maria start to lick her clit and Em gave out a loud moan. I leaned over and started to lick one of Em's now very hard nipples and she started to cum hard. I could hear Maria moaning below her as well.

I went to our side table and got a condom. I put it on and kneeled between Maria's legs. I think she knew what was next. I kneeled between her legs and started to rub my cock up and down the lips of her pussy. I could tell it was driving her crazy. I would put just the tip of the head of my cock in her pussy and then stroke up her pussy till I was rubbing the head of my cock against her clit and then I would go down again. After doing this for a few minutes I finally plunged my cock all the way into her now very wet pussy. Maria was so wet by this point that I could slide right in. As soon as I bottomed out inside of her very tight pussy she started to cum hard. She moaned hard into Em's pussy while she tried to continue to eat her.

I started to fuck Maria harder and harder while Em was sitting on her face and cumming from Maria eating her pussy. I leaned over and started to kiss Em hard. We were in one of those glorious 3sum triangles. The classic Eiffel Tower position. I reached up to play with Em's breasts but I realized that Maria was already playing with them and pinching Em's nipples. I hadn't even noticed that before and I thought it was totally hot! As I think I mentioned both Em and Maria were both VERY multiorgasmic and at this point the two of them were cumming almost constantly. One of the most beautiful sounds in the world in my opinion is the sound of two ladies cumming at the same time. I loved hearing the two of them in ecstasy.

I don't remember lasting much longer. I could tell that I was close to cumming. I told Em to get off of Maria's face and I pulled out, pulled the condom off, and quickly moved up by Maria's face. She was still wearing the blindfold and wasn't sure exactly what was happening. I started to cum hard and covered her face with cum. I was so worked up by that point that I had a HUGE orgasm and covered her face and her neck and breasts with cum. It was lucky that was she wearing the blindfold still because otherwise she would have gotten a bunch of cum in her eyes!

I leaned over to Em one more time and whispered in her ear, "now I want you to lick up all of the cum off of Maria's breasts and face and give her a big kiss and share my cum." Em leaned over and started to lick off my cum from Maria's breasts. The sensations caused Maria to cum again. I started to finger Em's pussy while she was licking up the cum and she started to cum hard as well. Finally Em moved up and started to kiss Maria deeply while her mouth was full of my cum. They twirled their tongues together and I could see my cum dripping from Em's mouth into Maria's.

It was so fucking hot...

That was the end of round one...  we untied Maria and took off her blindfold and all cuddled together and kissed each other. Then we spent the rest of the night just kissing and licking and fucking each other. We had the whole rest of the weekend to play.

Christmas was about a month later. It turned out that Em had gotten me my first digital movie camera. When I opened it on Christmas she told me that I could have opened it about a month before and had a very nice first tape! I was a little bummed but I was really happy to have the surprise on Christmas. I loved my new toy! I ended up using it almost right away then next time Maria came to visit us. ;-)