Thursday, March 8, 2018

All time favorite swinger ad

So a long time ago. Before the web existed. In the days of alt.personals.poly I saw an ad.

"MWC 4 Couple. We're ugly, filthy, smelly, disease ridden, and take drugs. Looking for other bi Punks, Freaks, and Geeks to tie up and fuck."

OMG. We HAD to answer that ad! lol

It ended up beginning a friendship that has continued to this day. Best swinger ad ever!

It turned out that he was a musician and in one of my fave indie rock bands. She was a photographer who documented the punk scene in LA in the late 70's/early 80's. Flipper, The Germs, Black Flag, and Fear fuck yeah! 15 years ago we visited them for a long weekend and watched "Decline and Fall of Western Civilization", listened to records, and fucked and played for hours. Now they live on the other side of the country and go to Burning Man every year. In so many ways the "perfect" couple for us.

But they moved to the Bay Area. The other side of the country. So we haven't played in years but we still keep in touch. In all the years we've been playing they were the best match ever in terms of interests outside of the bedroom. Is there another couple out there that is into Flipper, The Buzzcocks, Sonic Youth and The Butthole Surfers?! You also like to smoke weed. You don't really have any diseases and you're not really ugly but you get the joke. You watched "Freaks and Geeks" and loved it. You like group sex and you live in the Chicago area instead of the Bay area?!

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