Tuesday March 21st, 2017
We both slept really well and then we did one of our favorite things when we wake up and we're on vacation. We fucked! I won't go into the details but it was a fantastic way to start the day!
We had a bit of a time limit because we had put out a card the night before to get breakfast delivered to our room from 9:00 to 9:30. Sure enough it showed up right at 9 but we were dressed and ready by then. One of the nice things was that the room service was included for free. All inclusive. It was awesome to go to our back deck area and sit at our table and look out at the ocean while we ate. A fantastic way to start the day.
The other thing we wanted to do was go to the 50+ Meet & Greet at the bar at the aft deck at 10am. We had talked to Todd and Diane about meeting them there. The bar was just a couple of decks above us so we were able to walk right up. When we go there we looked around at the other couples. While it was supposed to be for 50 and up we appeared to be the only couple in their 50s. Most of the couples looked like they were in their 70s. Furthermore they were all talking to each other. We felt a little bit like this wasn't our scene. We don't mind older couples but we just didn't see anyone that we thought we could connect with. We also didn't see Todd and Diana anywhere. So after about 15 minutes we decided to bolt. We talked to them later and they said they checked it out also. Showed up and walked right through and left. We think they showed up right after we left!
We thought it would be fun to do one more walk/tour of the ship. Try to get to know the layout a little better. We were also out at sea at this point. More than 2 miles away from land. So nudity was allowed by the pool deck. We went up that way and walked around again. All around us were naked people baking in the sun. Once again all sorts of bodies. Some totally hot and some not so much. But all laying out there with everything to see. It was pretty awesome. It was also totally not our thing. I already had on SPF 50. We're just not into laying in the sun. But it was awesome that you could do that if you wanted! We could really see the appeal. It just wasn't for us and our pale skin! There also wasn't a deck chair to be had from what we could see. We figured you had to get there early and stake out a good spot?
We went to the deck below the pool deck. We went out to the outside area with the nice walkway and railing and roof above. It was out of the sun. Nobody was there! But it was an awesome spot to watch the sea go by. We walked down the deck and I found a shuffleboard set. The game was painted on the deck and there were a couple of sticks and some pucks there to use. So Maria and I played a couple of games together. It was fun! We were the only people on that part of the boat. The dorks playing shuffleboard on the deck while all the swingers were baking in the sun on the pool deck. But aren't you supposed to play shuffleboard on deck on a cruise?! For us one of the fun things about all of this was going on a cruise for the first time. We were really enjoying the sex part of it so far but we were also really enjoying the cruise part of it so far.
We decided to go back to our cabin and just chill and read. One of the things we wanted to do on the cruise was just relax. Read books and just enjoy ourselves. I put on some music and sat on the back deck and read. We also took some awesome pix of ourselves with a selfie stick looking back at the ocean behind us. It was so blue. So beautiful.
After about an hour we were hungry and wanted to go to lunch. We realized that we hadn't made plans with anyone for lunch. We tried to call Todd and Diana but didn't get an answer. So we decided we would just go to the main dining room and ask to be added to a table and see what happened. Sort of the swinger lottery. We were told that we would be seated at a table with couples who were close to us in age.
The waiter took us to a table and sat us down at a four person table with a couple that appeared to be in their 70s. So much for the age thing. Or do we really look that old?! But whatever. I'm afraid they just weren't our types. We don't mind older folks but for us it's pretty much lust at first sight. They just didn't do it for us. But we were nice. We introduced ourselves and started to talk.
It turned out they were fascinating people and really interesting. They were from down south and talked to us about their latest business idea. They had an idea to set up a wide area WiFi network. A wireless network that could serve the rural areas of their state. They talked about how all the kids in school get iPads so they can do their homework but then they go home to their farms and they have no internet connection. So they want to set up a free wireless network that everyone can connect to. Awesome! Maria in particular loved talking to them. They gave us their card. We felt a little bad about it but we didn't give them one of ours.
One of the things that swinger couples do is work out secret signals to each other. Hand signals. Winks to their partner. To let each other know if they're interested, or not, in another couple. We had talked earlier and decided on a plan. If we met a couple and I (Mr. Horndog) was interested in them I would do our "elevator pitch". I would give our little intro speech saying that we were a full swap couple, Maria was bi, we usually play together but also play apart. If I gave our elevator pitch to a couple Maria would know I was interested. If she was interested as well she would say. "Why don't you give them one of our cards?" It worked out really well for us! I did not give the elevator pitch over lunch. Maria got the message and she agreed with me.
Btw... the lunch was really good and yummy again but we weren't sure if it was really worth the time. We decided that we were probably better going to the buffet for lunch after that. It was just a lot faster. The other thing about lunch that day was that right after we were seated we noticed another couple that we seated at the table right next to us. They had on T shirts that seemed to indicate that they were Canadian. He looked a LOT like me. A distant cousin?! She had glasses and long dark hair and looked cute and dorky as well. They looked like a match to us! We were sort of bummed that the timing hadn't worked out. If we had just shown up 3 minutes later we probably would have been seated with them...
We went back to our room and Maria wanted to relax for a bit and read. I took the time to go around and put post-it notes on the doors of all of cabins where the couples who were interested in our orgy were staying. It was sort of fun to walk around the ship and check out all the different signs that people had on their doors. Some people put up pictures. Some people had lights. Some people had written on their white boards, "Door is open. Come on in and play!"
I had finished putting up the notes and got in an elevator to head back to our room. It was a little crowded when I got on. The elevator went down a floor, the door opened, and the really cute/hot girl with the blue hair from the Meet and Greet at the hotel we stayed at walked on. She had on a collar with a ring on it. It took me a moment to figure out who she was. I knew that I recognized her from somewhere but I couldn't place her at first. She shifted through the crown in the elevator, it seemed like she recognized me, and she walked right up to me. She stood in front of me and flashed me a huge big smile.
I should have said something like, "I remember you! What are you up to?" Instead I just stood there speechless. It didn't take long for the elevator to reach my floor and I got off. What a dork! I was kicking myself that I didn't say anything. She was another one where I never saw her again on the cruise. I got back to our room and looked at the schedule. There was a discussion and then a Meet & Greet for Hall Pass couples that we wanted to go to at 2:30. We had about an hour to chill.
At 2:30 we went to the discussion. A super cute lady was leading the talk. She sort of reminded me of our friend Jessica. Tall with amazing long legs and wearing a little short black mini skirt. It quickly became apparent to us that we were probably the most experienced couple in the room when it came to Hall Pass play. (What is Hall Pass play you ask? This is where couples are OK with playing apart. Going off on their own) So we ended up contributing a lot to the discussion.
We also noticed that the cute Canadian couple from lunch were there as well. They glanced over at us a few times. I was looking forward to the Meet and Greet. I hoped that we could have a chance to talk to them some. See if they were interested? But when the discussion was over and the Meet and Greet began they glanced at us and then made a bee line to another couple and started talking to them. We waited a bit and then watched them leave. So much for that!
Then the hot 3sum from San Francisco that we had met the night before showed up for the Meet and Greet. We talked to them for a bit and then decided to head back to our room. Once again I think we made a mistake? We should have asked them about getting together and setting something up. We did invite them to our orgy but we should have seen if any one of them wanted to set up a date. We had very few regrets on the cruise but that was one of them.
We went back to our room and called our friend Todd and Diana to see about meeting them for dinner and left a message on their phone. Then we took a nice nap. That was one of the things about the cruise for us. We wanted to take our time to just relax and take naps and stuff. We also wanted to make sure we had plenty of energy.
Soon enough it was time to head off to dinner. At around 7 we met our friend at the entrance to the dining hall. The problem however was that we wanted to be around at 8 to meet people at the orgy deck. We decided that there just wasn't enough time to sit through the whole three course meal. We told our friends that we thought it might be best to just hit the buffet and have a quick bite and then head up to the orgy deck at 8. Our friends decided they wanted to try to do the full meal but they thought they could try to make it quick. So we parted ways and hoped we would catch up later.
We had a quick bite to eat and around 8 we made our way up to the orgy deck. We were glad we got there at 8 because there were four couples already waiting for us. We talked for a bit and waited to see if anyone else would show up. After about 15 minutes nobody else showed so we decided to just go ahead and get started. The only "problem" was that, to be honest, none of the couples that showed up were really our "type". We played with them, but we wished some other people would show up. We ended up playing for about an hour. It was just sort of "ok" to be honest. Fun but not great. Nobody else ever showed up. So our orgy was sort of a bust. It was hard to arrange something like that when there are always so many other things going on. If we do it again we'll wait till we're on board and try to figure out a time when there are less conflicts with other things going on.
We also couldn't stay up super late because we had an excursion set for fairly early in the morning. We needed to meet in one of the lounges at 8:30am. So at around 10 we gave up waiting for more people and headed back to our room. I was still sort of worked up and wanted to play a little more. So we did one of the things I wanted to try. We both got naked and went on our back deck area. I had Maria grab the rail of the deck and she bent over. Then I fucked her from behind while we looked at the stars above and looked out over the sea. It was amazing. More fun than our orgy! It was a fabulous fuck. When we were done we said that even though it was just the two of us we knew that we could have never done something like that on a "regular" cruise. That was one of the great things about this cruise. The freedom to do something like that.
It had been another long and super fun day. We were spent so we crashed for the night. I couldn't wait to go on our excursion the next day...
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